Jesus Christ can save a Aspie

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I was reading one of WP geek's article http://unlearningasperger.blogspot.com - I did consider writing something like this. I think some of the advice is good. It tries to break the logical thinking tendencies. But to achieve success you have ,too surrender all.

Do you know a song called “I Surrender All” it goes like this
I Surrender All
I Surrender All,
I Surrender All,
I Surrender All,

Stop this logical thinking and surrender to Jesus Christ, Our Lard and Saviour. If you can become a good Christian and be saved in the process, you are an the right track in becoming a NT.

Last edited by Aspie_Chav on 16 May 2007, 2:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Why would someone want to be illogical?
And what would I be being saved from?
Is this a serious thread?

that's me cured then, see you in church tomorrow

Well one might want to be liberated from highly logical algorithms onto less logical heuristics because the latter are faster and more efficient in dealing with an NT world.

Saved? Well, you are being saved from evil and damnation. It is Christianity that he is talking about.

Probably somewhat serious. He does make a point in terms of saying that we should let go to rigid structures, and most people don't try converting others out of pure boredom. It just is likely not a thread that you would agree with as having any correctness.

I don't need to be a global citizen,
because I'm blessed by nationality,
I'm a member of a growing populace,
we enforce our popularity
there are things that seem to pull us under
and there are things that drag us down,
but there's a power and a vital presence
that's lurking all around

we've got the american jesus
see him on the interstate,
we've got the american jesus
he helped build the president's estate

I feel sorry for the earth's population
'cuz so few live in the U.S.A,
at least the foreigners can copy our morality,
they can visit but they cannot stay,
only precious few can garner our prosperity,
it makes us walk with renewed confidence,
we've got a place to go when we die
and the architect resides right here

we've got the american jesus
most of them don't share our faith
we've got the american jesus
overwhelming millions every day

he's the farmer's barren fields,(In God)
the force the army wields,(we trust)
the expression in the faces of the starving millions, (because he's one of us)
the power up above. (break down)
he's the fuel that drives the clan, (cave in)
he's the motive and the conscience of the murderer (we can redeem your sins)
he's the preacher on TV, (strong heart)
the false sincerity, (clear mind)
the form letters that written by the big computers, (and infinitely kind)
he's the nuclear bombs, (you lose)
and the kids with no moms (we win)
and I'm fearful that he's inside me (he is our champion!)

Well in that case I might as well cure my gayness while I'm there. No point going twice...
If only the Christians could come up with a cure for cancer. The seem to have a cure for everything else.

To be more like NT's in a NT world. Being a Christian is the quickest way because in church there will be Christains that will ask you do you want to be saved, do you want to give your life to Christ.

Time to forget about the "Theory of Evolutin " even if you could have literally re-invented it yourself.

Q:How much fingers am I showing you Winston?
A: Whatever thingers God want you to see?

Do it to Julia

I'm not giving my life to someone who doesn't exist. I'd give my life for my family, or for a kid, or another animal maybe, but not for a dead man. I don't want to be more like NTs. I'd rather be more like myself, but learn ways to adapt.

What is this 'Theory of Evolutin?'

Come on!! !
What’s your problem??! !

Jesus was never against logic and thinking! Aspies can be saved just as they are, all you need is love and faith.

By the way; what is this "Jesus Christ our Lard" thing?

Haha Jesus Christ our Lard. I only just noticed that.
Being a Christian won't save you from anything, BTW. You'll all die one day, and exactly the same thing will happen to the Christians as will happen to the Muslims, the Jews, the Hindus and the atheists.

Most Christians believe in death, those who deny the existense of death are called "idiots"...I don't know if they have a church of their own..

The real question is if you believe in life after death, those who don't believe in an afterlife are very unlikely to have one.

But YES! We are all gonna die!! ! (BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA)

Now what?

Yes, I know everyone is aware that one day they will die. I wasn't referring to the actual death itself. I meant that the same thing will happen to them when they die; they will rot in the ground like everyone else (or be cremated etc etc).

All you pricks who hide behind the cross
Accounting Heaven's gain by human loss

Hypocrite, hypocrite Christian
Hypocrite, hypocrite, crucifiction
God will love them better when they're dead

You murdered women screaming at the stakes
Built concentration camps and tortured slaves

Hypocrite, hypocrite Christian
Hypocrite, hypocrite, crucifiction

Pervert the truth that Jesus said
Go out and paint the town with Heathen red
You praise the lord and pass the ammunition
What makes you think that God will love them better when they're dead?

Onward Christian soldiers
Marching out to war

Pervert the truth that Jesus said
Go out and paint the town with Heathen red
You praise the lord and pass the ammunition
What makes you think that God will love them better when they're dead?

Onward Christian soldiers
Marching out to war

Jesus weeps and watches all you do
I know if there's a hell, it's meant for you

You hypocrite, hypocrite killer
Hypocrite, hypocrite killer Christian
Hypocrite, hypocrite Christian
Hypocrite, hypocrite, crucifiction

yes, is that the logic of Jesus Our Lard & Saviour ?

id rather have no after-life than have to spend it with sanctimonious w*kers.

Besides, i wasted life why shouldnt i waste death?

(sorry for the plagiarism)

Ohh boy, I don't think it is going to be that easy to be a Christain.

But then again, I did except Budhaism to some extent and agreed that it might be a lie but but it is a very good lie.