Lace-Bane wrote:
as far as unclogging the toilet, if you wish to do it yourself, make sure it's the right kind of plunger(usually has a large black rubber mushroom or black plastic accordion shaped bell. the small rubber pink cup like ones that have somehow made their mark as toilet plungers through media like cartoons seen during childhood development are for unclogging sinks[were probably just easier to draw]), and you don't need to flush to see if it's unclogged, so don't try flushing to see if it is(that just causes it to overflow. if it's unclogged, the water will go down on it's own). plunge the drain, and then pull the plunger all the way out of the water to release the suction within the bell(as until then, it won't completely release the suction of the cup making consecutive plunges rather ineffective)... then, keep doing that over and over until the water rushes down the drain.
The above is the "accepted method", only no mention was made of the latex gloves, hazmat suit, splashes etc.
As an ex school handyman / janitor blocked toilets were routine, here's the "improved" method:
Attend the offending toilet with 1 mop and bucket, and two dustbin liners (trash bags)
Wrap the mop head with the first bag, holding it in place about halfway up the mop handle
(you may need to twist it a little to keep it in place and get a good grip)
Use the wrapped mop as a plunger, you can get lots of force, and you're standing well clear of sloshing or spills
(this is more effective than any plunger I've ever tried, and I tried plenty)
Flush
Dispose of the wet stinky trash bag inside the second one.. it can be got off without ever touching nasty bits
Now use the mop and bucket for their designed purpose, to deal with any mess on the floor.
Job's a good-un.