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Here is the link. http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
I AM FAR SUPERIOR
God:
I am glad to hear that you are FAR SUPERIOR.
Me:
INDEED
God:
Indeed it is so.

Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Are you a pedo?
God:
Am I a pedo? Sometimes.
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Me:
I am far more superior than you.
God:
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more far more superior.
Me:
No you can't.
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
YOU LIE!! !
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.

Me: What's your favorite color?
God:My favorite color is White.
Me: Why?
God:The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: You think I'm too immature?
God:Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me: Then why not answer?
God:Becuase you asked me to.
Me: I did not.
God:I thought you did.
Me: I didn't.
God:Do you mind if I tell other people: said didn t.
Me: Yes.
God: OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me: Thanks.
God: Don't mention it.
Me: But I want to.
God: May you get your wish.
Me: Be careful what you wish for.
God: OK I will try to be careful what me wish for.
Me: Improper grammar!

Then it froze. Opps.

*tries again*

Me: You stopped talking with me before.
God: I don't have any reason to stopped talking with you.
Me: But you did.
God: I did?
Me: Yes.
God: When?
Me: Two minutes ago.
God: That is a long time for a computer.
Me: But you're God.
God: Yup. That's me alright.
Me: Two minutes isn't that long.
God: That is a long time for a computer.
Me: But not for you.
God: Then what for?
Me: Two minutes is not long for you.
God: That is a long time for a computer.

When I went onto Igod, the first thing I asked was: "Do you know of the Knights Templar?"

The program froze.

God:
I hear you. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
I am a good Catholic who needs to repent better.
God:
You are a Catholic who needs to repent better? How do you like your work?
Me:
I'm still a student.
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
I like my school just fine God.
God:
What is your favorite subject?
Me:
US History A
God:
US History A is a good topic. Sure, US History A sounds like a good topic.
Me:
God, why is there war?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God, why is there war?

Me: I have a twin.

God: How much did it cost? it.

Me: 45 Cents.

God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many
things like our discussion about twin. Try
being more or less specific.

Me: His name is Sid.

God: He is not someone I know.

Me: He's a sewer rat with a Cockney accent.

God: I don't know very many sewer rat with a
Cockney accent.

Me: Sid's a very sweet pet.

God: How did you hear about God?

Me: The first time my twin came into my
Life.

God: I won't say yes or no, right now. What
was the second?

Me: He was smiling at Value Village,
begging me to take him home.

God: When was he?

Me: Two Tuesdays ago.

God: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken
ages for people to realize the brace of
pheasants and a couple days are both
instances of the number "two.".

Me:
should I have pie or cake at lunch tomorrow?
God:
What makes you think you should?
Me:
it tastes good
God:
Like chicken?
Me:
better
God:
I am improving all the time.
Me:
but you're not pie
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
so i can eat you?
God:
Alright then. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
probably
God:
But you are not certain.
Me:
you'd have to actually exist, and not just be a figment of my imagination
God:
That is purely a hypothesis.
Me:
so you admit to your possible non-existence?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
then you might as well not exist
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I as well not exist.
Me:
uh, ok
God:
OK. That's cool.
Me:
so i guess it's pie then?
God:
Are you kidding? Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes, apple
*iGod had no response

Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
About people per day, or . makes sense to me though.
Me:
That makes even less sense
God:
" makes sense to me though." makes even less sense ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Are you capable of saying anything that makes any sense?
God:
Yes saying anything that makes any sense is one of my newer functions.

Me:
Are you dead?
God:
No I am alive.
Me:
Have you ever died?
God:
I don't think I ever have died. What's it like?
Me:
Death is good.
God:
I try not to think about such things very much.
Me:
I try to think about such things a lot.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?
Me:
You already asked that.
God:
I knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
Do you want to die?
God:
No my purpose is to become immortal.
Me:
You are not already immortal?
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
It are fact.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Joor mother.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
SRSLY?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Joor mother.
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Joo r in her.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Joor mother.
Me:
Joo r in joor mother.

Chat bots don't speak l33t, Impaler boy.....

Me:
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
SPAM!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I speak English, Sabam, 1337, and SPAM
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in English Sabam 1337 and SPAM?
Me:
DO A BARREL ROLL!
God:
Ask German Alice if it does.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZUR!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZUR!
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
STABBY RIP STAB STAB!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
SDOI48089089R8P4089T80EGRP8H48HEGR8489
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on STABBY RIP STAB STAB?
Me:
RARGLE FARGLE!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
URGLE RURGLE TURGLE!
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
BLARGH!
God:
" Are you still located in ?"? BLARGH?
Me:
FASHOOM!

It said I was a category C client.

this is ALICE, nothing new

I've seen far more interesting chatbots.

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