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24 May 2007, 4:07 pm

The Celcian Rebel Country of Reabeana is here to wipe out all threats.

Reabeana is much like Celcia, in that it is governed by several counsels arranged in a hierarchy. Different classes of law are determined on different levels of the hierarchy. All laws are written at the base and then are approved up the hierarchy until they reach the required level of approval for its class. There is also a code that forbids laws the violate certain rights from ever being passed and it also includes clauses to prevent loopholes.

The military acts independently of the government. Assessing threats and opportunities and taking proper action.

Killing cats is punishable by tortuous death.



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24 May 2007, 4:18 pm

*launches a huge nuclear missile at Reabeana. Ahayes thinks to himself "haha is this some kind of a joke? Our shield will instantly vaporize this annoyance!" but he becomes totally shaken in terror as he finds out the hard way that the missile is actually a shield penetrating cluster bomb which splits into 2 million separate shield penetrating mega nukes that utterly wipe out anything within Reabeana*
Ahayes is captured and sent to an intergalactic tribunal for his crimes against the worlds of the known Universe! :twisted:



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24 May 2007, 4:55 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:
*launches a huge nuclear missile at Reabeana. Ahayes thinks to himself "haha is this some kind of a joke? Our shield will instantly vaporize this annoyance!" but he becomes totally shaken in terror as he finds out the hard way that the missile is actually a shield penetrating cluster bomb which splits into 2 million separate shield penetrating mega nukes that utterly wipe out anything within Reabeana*
Ahayes is captured and sent to an intergalactic tribunal for his crimes against the worlds of the known Universe! :twisted:


First you would have to get through our invisible fleet that can fire while cloaked. (and you cannot track our ships with out weapons fire because we use time dilation to move the ship before you see the shot)

And even if you had such a weapon and managed to get it close enough our time dilation fields could suspend it and then neutralize it.



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24 May 2007, 5:20 pm

ahayes wrote:
First you would have to get through our invisible fleet that can fire while cloaked. (and you cannot track our ships with out weapons fire because we use time dilation to move the ship before you see the shot)

And even if you had such a weapon and managed to get it close enough our time dilation fields could suspend it and then neutralize it.

Teleport in 2000 singularity missiles set to explode the exact instant of arrival.



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24 May 2007, 6:42 pm

I have full spectrum relativistic shielding. That does nothing but make me laugh.



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24 May 2007, 6:49 pm

ahayes wrote:
I have full spectrum relativistic shielding. That does nothing but make me laugh.


I've just figured out your greatest weakness! Ahayes, do you speak German?


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24 May 2007, 6:51 pm

Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
I have full spectrum relativistic shielding. That does nothing but make me laugh.


I've just figured out your greatest weakness! Ahayes, do you speak German?


I have magic powers that allow me to speak every known language.



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24 May 2007, 10:22 pm

ahayes wrote:
I have full spectrum relativistic shielding. That does nothing but make me laugh.

You mean large wormholes mean nothing? The number would have been overkill if I had not been expecting some kind of shield or some such, what I have done is disrupted the very space and time of the area where your planets are.



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24 May 2007, 11:48 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
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I have full spectrum relativistic shielding. That does nothing but make me laugh.

You mean large wormholes mean nothing? The number would have been overkill if I had not been expecting some kind of shield or some such, what I have done is disrupted the very space and time of the area where your planets are.


Relativistic shielding produces a "bubble" of isolated space-time around my planets or vessels. Because it is full-spectrum any phase shifting or dimensional shifting of your warheads is an excercise if futility.



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24 May 2007, 11:52 pm

ahayes wrote:
Relativistic shielding produces a "bubble" of isolated space-time around my planets or vessels. Because it is full-spectrum any phase shifting or dimensional shifting of your warheads is an excercise if futility.

A massive disruption in the fabric of time-space will disrupt related dimensions as well, and thus disrupt your time-space. It isn't a matter of just shifting phase or dimension, it is a matter of a hole in your area that disrupts all in its presence.



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25 May 2007, 12:00 am

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Relativistic shielding produces a "bubble" of isolated space-time around my planets or vessels. Because it is full-spectrum any phase shifting or dimensional shifting of your warheads is an excercise if futility.

A massive disruption in the fabric of time-space will disrupt related dimensions as well, and thus disrupt your time-space. It isn't a matter of just shifting phase or dimension, it is a matter of a hole in your area that disrupts all in its presence.


Because it is full spectrum my shielding is immune to such loopholes.



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25 May 2007, 8:11 am

ahayes wrote:
Awesomelyglorious wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Relativistic shielding produces a "bubble" of isolated space-time around my planets or vessels. Because it is full-spectrum any phase shifting or dimensional shifting of your warheads is an excercise if futility.

A massive disruption in the fabric of time-space will disrupt related dimensions as well, and thus disrupt your time-space. It isn't a matter of just shifting phase or dimension, it is a matter of a hole in your area that disrupts all in its presence.


Because it is full spectrum my shielding is immune to such loopholes.

It isn't just a spectrum, it is the fabric of time and space disrupted in a manner that will soon take all of the other planets in your system, your star, everything and leave nothing.



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25 May 2007, 1:37 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
ahayes wrote:
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ahayes wrote:
Relativistic shielding produces a "bubble" of isolated space-time around my planets or vessels. Because it is full-spectrum any phase shifting or dimensional shifting of your warheads is an excercise if futility.

A massive disruption in the fabric of time-space will disrupt related dimensions as well, and thus disrupt your time-space. It isn't a matter of just shifting phase or dimension, it is a matter of a hole in your area that disrupts all in its presence.


Because it is full spectrum my shielding is immune to such loopholes.

It isn't just a spectrum, it is the fabric of time and space disrupted in a manner that will soon take all of the other planets in your system, your star, everything and leave nothing.


It's called full spectrum because it takes care of all phases and dimensions. Relativistic shielding was developed to handle just such disturbances as well as fire from gravatonic cannons.



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25 May 2007, 1:59 pm

*engages Flux Capacitor drive and goes back in time to birth of ahayes*

*steals infant ahayes and brings back to current time Sopholand as show of allegiance*


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25 May 2007, 2:00 pm

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*engages Flux Capacitor drive and goes back in time to birth of ahayes*

*steals infant ahayes and brings back to current time Sopholand as show of allegiance*


Does that make Sopho my new mommy?



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25 May 2007, 2:07 pm

ahayes wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
*engages Flux Capacitor drive and goes back in time to birth of ahayes*

*steals infant ahayes and brings back to current time Sopholand as show of allegiance*


Does that make Sopho my new mommy?


It is up to Sopho what she wishes to do with you!


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