Smuggler's Alliance

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Hello! I am new to your galaxy and time. I come from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Due to greed, hatred, and ignorance, my Homeworld was destroyed. Many wars destroyed our economies and led to irreversible global warming.

A few of us were able to escape and travel to this time and place in hopes to find a cure for what happened to our Homeworld so long ago.

In transit, our flux capacitor and hyperdrive were damaged. In recent weeks we were tricked into joining forces with some secret entity that was planning the destruction of Sopholand. Desperate for food and supplies, we agreed to join them and took part in a military assault on what was supposed to be a Secret Sophian Military Installation. However, it was a trap and many of my people were destroyed.

We are smugglers and bounty hunters by trade, and we would like to set up a Smuggler’s Alliance to help those in need and to prevent the disasters that cursed our Homeworld. In exchange, we seek only knowledge and wisdom in hopes to some day return to our Homeworld before those irreversible events led to its demise.


Our code:
We will not smuggle tobacco or coffee products as we are deathly allergic to these items.

Our bounty hunting practices only use peaceful methods to find those that need to be brought to justice, no disintegrations.

Smugglers alliance? I don't see why that would be beneficial to the rest of us. I suppose bounty hunters can be useful but only rarely. Smugglers though seem less beneficial. I'll tell ya what, we will tolerate your presence so long as you don't violate the laws on our worlds. Extremely addictive products, slaves, and powerful weaponry or poisons are not acceptable as trade goods on any of our worlds. As well, infringing on the property and/or the liberty of any individual in Awesomian space is punishable as well. Other than that do what you will.

Our goal is to smuggle goods necessary for the betterment of all peoples. With the notable exceptions (coffee and tobacco), of course. We do not partake in extremely addictive products, slaves, and powerful weaponry or poisons by definition. We have read about your great land and find it to be worthy of learning from. We hope to acquire knowledge that we can take back to our time and Homeworld some day. We are weary of some conflicts and potential spies that may exist within this galaxy, as was the case with our misfortune a few days ago.

We intend to honor your laws and thank you for your kindness! Our services our available in the event that conflicts arise and you should require them.

We are humbled by your great wisdom.

*Fires gravatonic cannons*

Your ships are destroyed by the tidal forces.

Except I am a Dark Jedi Master and use the FORCE to create an impenetrable bubble of protection that withstands all weapons that have been, and can ever be, created.

*FORCE Bubble reflects gravatonic pulses back on Reabeanan fleet*

*Reabeanan fleet destroyed*

But I am High Dragun and I poke your bubble at the last minute. High Draguns are 74 orders of magnitude more powerful than any Jedi or Sith.

We already went back in time and took care of you, so it matters not!

I am immune to changes in the timeline for approximately two years.

I am interested in establishing trade between Sopholand and the smugglers' alliance.

What kinds of goods do you need? We have capabilities to find just about anything for the betterment of your society.

*Smuggler's Alliance travels to two years in the future and kidnaps ahayes*

We need advanced cloaking detectors because ours right now are inferior to Archadian and Reabeanan cloaking devices. In return what do you need from us?

I believe we may be able to help you. When we were assaulted by the Reabeanan, we were able to detect their approach quite easily with our quantum flux scanners. It enabled us to escape a certain doom. We only have the one, but will supply it to you for replication for your fleet.

In return, we ask for supplies and laborers to help us set up our colony on the Outer Rim. We will need communication technicians to help with our holonet.

Done.

i also wish to join this allance as like you i have been forced form my home planet. if you wiil hepl me i can bring much knolage about armerment and how to repair them i can also help you with the power to destroy cloking devise no mater how advancded.

We will tolerate your presence in the system, but if you conduct business on our worlds you will be blown to pieces for interfering with our version of planed economy (it is essentially mixed, but closer to command) But if you wish you can sell products to NGOs, all levels of government, and government services, also you are allowed to sell it to private versions of government services with permission. Even though on the whole my system is primitive, we still have formidible weapons.