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Avian
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29 May 2007, 6:37 pm

Big plastic garbage bags and a shovel.

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gwenevyn
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29 May 2007, 6:41 pm

apples and razor blades

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29 May 2007, 6:42 pm

Glace cherries and lots of baby oil. Watch the second episode of the second series of The League of Gentlemen to find out why....

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cowlypso
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29 May 2007, 6:42 pm

KY jelly and cucumbers

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29 May 2007, 6:43 pm

cigarettes and a pregnancy test

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29 May 2007, 6:44 pm

hand cream and a dirty magasine :lol:

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29 May 2007, 6:45 pm

A squeezable tube of honey and an oven-bakeable pizza.

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29 May 2007, 6:46 pm

Candy and rat poison on the day of Halloween.

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29 May 2007, 6:47 pm

Senekot and a chocolate cake. (Ever heard of that prank?)

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29 May 2007, 6:49 pm

(On Halloween night)

A carton of eggs and bog rolls. Plus a threatening look if you know the checkout clerk.....

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29 May 2007, 6:51 pm

Cheap plonk and a biography of Roald Dahl's life. (If you ask what I mean by any of these, I'll tell. Most of them aren't blue)

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29 May 2007, 6:52 pm

A carton of Coca-Cola cans and waterproof clothing.

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GoonSquad
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29 May 2007, 6:53 pm

A hamster and a jar of Vaseline.

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29 May 2007, 6:54 pm

if i ever buy anything thats embarrasing they have these self checkout thingys that i'll use

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29 May 2007, 6:54 pm

A DVD of an awful movie, and duct tape.

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29 May 2007, 6:54 pm

GoonSquad wrote:

A hamster and a jar of Vaseline.

Is Vaseline flammable?

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