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13 Nov 2017, 9:34 pm

My homework disappeared into an alternate universe.

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14 Nov 2017, 5:26 am

I didn't do it because my friends and I were watching a Game of Thrones marathon.

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15 Nov 2017, 2:12 pm

I didn't do it because my homework got tractor-beamed by aliens.

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15 Nov 2017, 3:01 pm

A pterodactyl swooped down and snatched it out of my school bag.

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15 Nov 2017, 4:21 pm

I was hypnotized not to do my homework.

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15 Nov 2017, 4:51 pm

My homework came to life, bit me in the face and I had to kill it.

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15 Nov 2017, 6:50 pm

Kiki1256's homework ate my homework.

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16 Nov 2017, 4:40 am

I just didn't feel like it.

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16 Nov 2017, 10:13 am

The Dark Kingdom (from Sailor Moon) wanted me to have a bad time, so they burned my house down, which had my homework in it.

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16 Nov 2017, 10:28 am

Thanks for the laughs everyone. :-)

Windows Update corrupted my homework. Oh wait, I said that 3 days in a row? I mean my hard drive failed.

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16 Nov 2017, 10:35 am

I read online that homework is bad for you, so I threw it away.

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16 Nov 2017, 11:06 am

"My homework got deflated, for some strange reason."

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16 Nov 2017, 11:09 am

Someone threw my homework in the bath, and it ripped when I tried to salvage it.

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16 Nov 2017, 11:28 am

I'm really the version of me from an parallel universe where you never set me any homework.

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16 Nov 2017, 1:06 pm

I was raking leaves and I tore up the paper up with my rake by accident. I swear I didn't even see it under the leaves. No, I didn't put it there and rip it on purpose.

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16 Nov 2017, 4:08 pm

Someone thought it was construction paper, and used it in their project. :lol:

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