Pros:
— None that should really be counted as a pro, rather than the lack of a con, however prevalent the latter may be.
Cons:
— I'm revoltingly fat.
— I've never truly earned a living, and, to make matters worse, I'm currenly mooching off the system, thus letting my moral debt with the rest of society build up and up and up. I intend to study and work hard and eventually pay it back some way or other, but it's pretty obvious I'll die before I even begin to reduce this debt. Besides, I'd like to have children and might be cheeky enough to put them ahead of paying back my debt to society.
— You'd have to teach me basically everything.
— I have a lot of bad habits I know I need to get rid of, but I've had a lot of trouble doing so for a lot of years. I seem to have lost long ago what little ability I once had to keep my actions consistent with my thoughts.
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The red lake has been forgotten. A dust devil stuns you long enough to shroud forever those last shards of wisdom. The breeze rocking this forlorn wasteland whispers in your ears, “Não resta mais que uma sombra”.