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ThisAdamGuy
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20 Jul 2018, 10:05 pm

What are they?

Pros:
- I can do a perfect Tim Curry impression.
- I will never stop recommending good books.
- Literally no one will try to steal me from you.

Cons:
- I'm prickly enough to make a cactus look cuddly.
- I guarantee at one point or another I will forget your name.
- There's that whole "Aspergers" thing.
- I like the house dark. All. The. Time. Close those curtains before I throw the couch at you!


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20 Jul 2018, 10:17 pm

Pros:
I won't try to change you.

Cons:
I will probably break up with you.



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20 Jul 2018, 11:34 pm

I'm really good at smothering people :)


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20 Jul 2018, 11:52 pm

Even though I am already in a relationship, here is one of each:

Pro:
I try to be open-mined about anything related to romance, love, relationships, and anything of the sort.

Con:
I may come off as too clingy to you.


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21 Jul 2018, 3:32 am

Pros:
— None that should really be counted as a pro, rather than the lack of a con, however prevalent the latter may be.

Cons:
— I'm revoltingly fat.
— I've never truly earned a living, and, to make matters worse, I'm currenly mooching off the system, thus letting my moral debt with the rest of society build up and up and up. I intend to study and work hard and eventually pay it back some way or other, but it's pretty obvious I'll die before I even begin to reduce this debt. Besides, I'd like to have children and might be cheeky enough to put them ahead of paying back my debt to society.
— You'd have to teach me basically everything.
— I have a lot of bad habits I know I need to get rid of, but I've had a lot of trouble doing so for a lot of years. I seem to have lost long ago what little ability I once had to keep my actions consistent with my thoughts.


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21 Jul 2018, 3:36 am

I can hack a lot of things.


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21 Jul 2018, 3:45 am

-Great conversationalist
-A listener
-Actions not words

-Hard to read
-I require time
-Needs watering and feeding twice daily


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21 Jul 2018, 9:43 am

Pros :arrow:
Very loyal
Very affectionate
Very supportive
Very accepting of people with various issues


Cons :arrow:
Disabled & on Social Security Disability instead of working
Cant drive due to disabilities
Dependent & cant handle living alone
Needy & clingy within a romantic realtionship
Very direct, straightforward & blunt & have misunderstandings with others


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21 Jul 2018, 11:16 am

Pros:
- I'll be loyal.
- I'll support my partner to the best of my ability, emotionally and otherwise.
- I'm open-minded and respectful of differences between people.
- I love seeing new places and experiencing new things. In that sense, I'm pretty easy to plan activities with.

Cons:
- I take a long time to warm up to new people.
- I may try to discuss subjects my partner neither knows nothing about nor has any interest in.
- I may occasionally neglect to give my partner my time and attention, especially if I feel I need the time to myself.


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22 Jul 2018, 2:36 am

Pros: None
Cons: None

I’m a whisp of a thing.



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22 Jul 2018, 9:05 am

hale_bopp wrote:
I’m a whisp of a thing.

Intangible.


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22 Jul 2018, 9:57 am

Intangible as in, "Try to touch me and you're dead"? Wait, all women are like that!


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22 Jul 2018, 11:05 am

My opinion is that you're the most obvious spam account I've ever seen, trying to pretend like advertising your website in any way adds to the conversation.


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22 Jul 2018, 2:21 pm

Hey, at least he didn't ask for replies by private mail, like many do because they're too busy spamming to bother to come back to read them here :D


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23 Jul 2018, 2:31 am

Pros
- Steady income
- Apartment
- Nice veiw from apartment
- I'll serve you breakfast on the balcony
- Source of body heat
- You can watch 3 TVs at once with me
- Extensive collection of retro games


Cons
- Messy
- Not spontaneous
- I don’t like to have fun unless it has been planned in advance
- Reluctant to have kids
- I need my alone time
- I take very long showers
- I watch 3 TVs at once


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23 Jul 2018, 3:36 am

Your retro gaming would be a massive pro for someone like me.