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13 Jun 2019, 5:47 pm

I will start.

"Why don't you like us greens?" said the lettice as it walked off with a slight limp.


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13 Jun 2019, 5:48 pm

ANYONE CAUGHT EXITING THROUGH THESE DOORS WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE.


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13 Jun 2019, 5:51 pm

And now the Mountain Goat news....

Hole found in fence of nudist beach... Police are looking into it.


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13 Jun 2019, 6:07 pm

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.


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13 Jun 2019, 6:09 pm

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13 Jun 2019, 6:21 pm

More news just in...
A man caught trying to blow up a bus was rushed to hospital this evening. A police spokesman said he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe. (Tail pipe).


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13 Jun 2019, 6:27 pm

This is more f****d up that silly

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13 Jun 2019, 6:30 pm

They chuck elephants out of swimming pools because they can't keep their trunks up.


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13 Jun 2019, 7:01 pm

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15 Jun 2019, 1:59 pm

Moo said the dog as it was learning a foreign language.


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16 Jun 2019, 11:09 am

He was so short, if he pulled his socks up he couldn't see where he was going!


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