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ivyeight6
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26 Oct 2020, 1:50 pm

What are the options for someone who don't have any daughters of their own?



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26 Oct 2020, 2:01 pm

Get a female dog or cat, and pretend she's your daughter. Best of all, she won't spend all your money, never whine to you about having to own the latest fashions, get tattoos or body piercings you don't approve of, or sneak out at night to a make-out party. And if she absolutely must have a boyfriend, you can fix that by having *her* fixed.

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26 Oct 2020, 2:16 pm

Is there any other options?



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26 Oct 2020, 2:17 pm

ivyeight6 wrote:
What are the options for someone who don't have any daughters of their own?

Options to do what? What do you want daughters for or why do you need these options?



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26 Oct 2020, 3:31 pm

https://daughters.bandcamp.com/album/canada-songs

Go there, and you can get Daughters. :nerdy:


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26 Oct 2020, 3:59 pm

Do you have sons? What do you want daughters for?



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26 Oct 2020, 4:01 pm

No. I want to love them.



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26 Oct 2020, 6:31 pm

That is a cryptic request. Most people get married and have children. Nowadays they sometimes skip the marrying part. Other options are adoption and raising a foster child. Or you might host a foreign exchange student. Or one of your relatives might loan you one of their own.

When my wife was a young girl, her father use to kid her about giving her to one of her uncles. They were childless couple and couldn't conceive. Every time the uncle came for a visit, my future wife would run away and hide.


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26 Oct 2020, 7:29 pm

ivyeight6 wrote:
No. I want to love them.
Please post your definition of this "love" you want to give to your "daughters" -- just don't get pervy about it.

How does this tie in with your interest in film-making?



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26 Oct 2020, 8:21 pm

I want one as much as a son does. It has nothing to do with film.



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26 Oct 2020, 11:49 pm

You might be able to adopt a child.

You can try foster parenting. Sometimes people who are foster parents end up keeping the foster child permanently because the foster child cannot return to her birth parents.



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27 Oct 2020, 3:36 am

This topic is just too weird to be allowed to continue.

But I will ask two questions before... I accuse you of being a troll.

Do you have sons already?

And...why do you ask for daughters and not for sons?



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27 Oct 2020, 3:41 am

Adopt one from India or China where they throw girls away.



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27 Oct 2020, 6:51 am

No. I'm not in a relationship. I rather have both a son and a daughter.



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27 Oct 2020, 10:02 am

Spending time with my nieces.



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28 Oct 2020, 12:47 am

jimmy m wrote:
That is a cryptic request. Most people get married and have children. Nowadays they sometimes skip the marrying part. Other options are adoption and raising a foster child. Or you might host a foreign exchange student. Or one of your relatives might loan you one of their own.
Good ideas. Ideas I thought of that weren't mentioned :arrow: Depending on the area, there may be something like the big-brother/big-sister program or other programs that involve spending time & doing things with kids like the boy-scouts/girl-scouts. If the OP is older, he/she might could have a mentor type relationship with an older teen or younger adult. Also if the OP is a bit older, he/she might could develop a romantic relationship with someone a bit younger than him/her providing of corse that the younger one is a legal adult & is not getting forced or majorly pressured into anything.


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