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Sonic200
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08 Sep 2021, 5:39 pm

There was a sign that said this in some building.



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08 Sep 2021, 5:48 pm

Hopefully you understood to use the bathroom located on the lower level and didn't take it as permission to leave a coiled deuce on the floor.


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08 Sep 2021, 9:17 pm

Semantics and pragmatics

"Precision of language" ("the giver")



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09 Sep 2021, 8:23 pm

Thanks for the humor. It made my day.


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09 Sep 2021, 8:47 pm

This would make a great meme to share on Facebook. :lol:


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09 Sep 2021, 9:45 pm

Joe90 wrote:
This would make a great meme to share on Facebook. :lol:
I do NOT want to see the picture! :-o


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10 Sep 2021, 4:26 pm

Double Retired wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
This would make a great meme to share on Facebook. :lol:
I do NOT want to see the picture! :-o


I just meant the words in the title and a picture of maybe a cartoon person peeing.


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10 Sep 2021, 4:38 pm

Double Retired wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
This would make a great meme to share on Facebook. :lol:
I do NOT want to see the picture! :-o


Sorry.

Image


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10 Sep 2021, 4:42 pm

Kinda like the famous newspaper headline that read "American Sentenced to Life in Scotland".


Talk about "cruel and unusual punishment"! :o



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10 Sep 2021, 5:13 pm

Somebody please hand funeralxempire a mop. :eew:


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14 Sep 2021, 7:24 am

Smash the door. lol