Escape Plan

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07 Nov 2021, 2:17 pm

You've Ben stranded on a desert island with everyone from the WP community.

You realise that it it turning into a real life version of the ppr thread.

You decide to escape.

Who would you take with you? There are only limited places on your raft.

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07 Nov 2021, 4:05 pm

I would probably build a massive raft and send everyone off in it except one....

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07 Nov 2021, 4:27 pm

The monkeys on the island. You all mean nothing to me. /joke

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07 Nov 2021, 4:36 pm

I'd stay to watch. Once one side has wiped out the other I then choose that side. :skull:

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07 Nov 2021, 5:09 pm

Agreess with ideal to build a bigger raft ...! !

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07 Nov 2021, 5:12 pm

These scenarios are giving me Lost vibes. No one better sabotage my raft. :scratch:

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07 Nov 2021, 5:18 pm

If the island was big enough to not be crowded, I'd stay. I'd just keep walking away from arguments.

But, babybird, between this thread and https://wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=401450#p8900537 I think I would seek out a few other WPers I trusted and suggest to them that we should keep an eye on you.

:cyclops: ^{Has anyone else noticed she keeps trying to strand us on deserted islands?!}

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07 Nov 2021, 5:30 pm

There's only one escape plan I need:

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07 Nov 2021, 7:21 pm

I suppose whoever wants to come with me, if its too many to fit the raft than I suppose we'll need to make the raft bigger.

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07 Nov 2021, 7:26 pm

Gawd, you scared me. I thought this was about domestic violence.

If I were really stuck in a dystopic virtual reality borne of PPR, Survivor, and sunshine, I'd end my life quietly and hope for better luck in the afterworld.

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07 Nov 2021, 9:33 pm

I'm imagining it as a sitcom.

[Turns to face the camera, distant arguing in the background. People are playing an intense game of rock paper scissors to see who gets the rafts which at this point has turned into a full on brawl]

"You're probably wondering how I ended up here. So am I. You're also probably wondering why we have don't have enough rafts. Poor planning from the rescue team? Budget cuts? A social experiment? Will the rescue team return with any more rafts? Tune in next time to find out if we can answer any of these questions".

*Breaks into a battle cry as I run off screen*

*Credits roll*

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