My list, in order of first to last + comments (life story, kinda also)
Deli/Liquor store - closed deli, learned register, though being underaged, I could only ring up "sammiches" and the like. Partied a lot in it, after hours. Was pretty fun, but of course, it was a just a deli, and the pay was meager.
Beach clean-up/maintenance - was awesome, as I got to surf beforehand, or when the conditions were too good to be working (as long as we had certain stuff taken care of first) (I would later sour on surfing, but that has nothing to do work) Could only work half the year, otherwise the city would be forced to give us benefits.
Sunglasses stores - Manned two different stores, and a cart. The most boring job I ever had. I do not recommend retail (I can go much deeper on what types of jobs SHOULD be abolished, but not here)
Nurseries - staffed 3 different stores. Turns out this was not for me, as I cannot sell anything, even if my life depended on it. I'll be fired for the first time at the 3rd one.
Coffee roaster/wholesale/retail warehouse - This one was "cozy". Relatively small, local chain, and the workforce was small enough that you pretty knew everybody. Got to do the delivery runs, which I found I liked to do. "Re-met" and worked with a semi-life-long S.O. there. I'd do that again, doesn't need to be coffee. I also liked being fairly responsible for the inventory of the retail warehouse. I kinda identify now with my "weird" manager there. Sad that he was so disliked/derided amongst/by many of the staff. It was a different time.
Homecare for grandparents - unfortunately unavoidable. Was there moreso to keep my S.O. company while she was with them. Yes, my GF took care of my GPs. I left my first S.O. for her.
Another nursery - this one only lasted from spring to winter. Owner was a jerk. Made me think I could run my own.
Small "boutique" law office - Fun job. Focus of firm was non-litigatory. Got introduced to using a computer for work. Attorney was very nice... (loss of word ugh) calm and caring with me, first time in my life. Made me cry. Began to drink around this time.
My last "real" job - Fairly large law firm. Was a runner first, then an AP clerk. Obviously best pay ever with this one. Certain things I liked and excelled at, but overall I do not care for ever doing that again. Almost 7 years, started drinking heavily, then...
UNEMPLOYED SINCE 2011! Lost everything! Couldn't find employment ever again! Yeah capitalism!