Fun with translation tools

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http://translate.google.com/

go to there, and then

imput something into: English to Japanese

and then put the output into Japanese to English

Input: To be or not to be, that is the question.

Output: For a certain or because it is not, that is question.

Me the uncle of the monkey well a thing which will be!

Translation English to Korean and back of
"I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

I put

'please leave me alone'

into Babel Fish,
translated to Japanese,
translated back to English and got

'Do to shoot me'



...be careful out there aspies....

The text from my quote is

"If you were of the world, you would be loved by the world: but because you are not of the world, but I have taken you out of the world, you are hated by the world."

Taken through French, German, English, Arabic, English, Italian, English, Chinese, English, Korean, English, Japanese, and back to English becomes:

"Be in you luxuriously to the world and the world please be with life: But in order in the world from this world you have attached to the body and to leave, your this world it is not and, allotted, and, you do not go out. "

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

English to russian, and back again.

How much wood would Woodchuck Rack if Woodchuck can chuck wood?

Now to a more complex. English to french. French to German. German to English. English to Arabic, and Arabic to English

How American Mormilletier along jungle Alammerekehada Mormilletier can throw wood

Let the words "English" and "and back again" be assumed and only list the language in the middle.

For the phrase, "Good grief this translator sucks!"

Arabic, Good grief this translator Sucks!

Chinese, Good grief of the translator away!

French, Good sorrow that this translator sucks!

German. Good wrong, which this translator sucks!

Italian, Good pain that this translator sucks!

Japanese, The good sorrow where this translator inhales!

Korean, This interpretation sucks and the grief!

Portuguese, Grief that good this translator sucks!

Russian, Good grief as a translator nightmare!

Spanish, Good pain that this translator aspires!

Have a guess where this retranslated phrase came from.

I do the fart with your generally direction. Your mother was the cucumber fish of the hamster and your father of elderberries.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail of course. Fetchez la vache!

(English to French)Input:

You need a prime location were the intended cheese cake and sides of beef hang out. Preferably with the minimum of clothing so you can fully size them up in your mating processing center (MPC) (its in your brain dude not your pants).

(French to English)Output:

You need a principal place were the cake with cheese envisaged and the sides of ox trail. Preferably with the minimum of clothing thus you can entirely classify them to the top with your joining processing center (MPC) (its inside your type of brain not your trousers).

- I for that do without something to say!
- What?
- You come here!
- It has gone in order does what, to bleed with me?
- Black normal night trimuphs! With you!! Have! Then develop. We call the thing which pulls that
(sound of the foot which is chopped up)
- without something to say.
- You come, the duck.
- Ohio state, do I see, escape? It designates the coarse item as yellow, returns, and those which have come obtain in you. As for me your foot!! ! You bite!

In case you're wondering, it's from the part just after the Black Knight loses his first leg up to the end of the scene.....

After going via Korean my signature is

The what kind of the social connection which it signifies is the artificial water of distance between the my computer and your thing

your basis everything is belong to us, it is
all your basis is belongs to us
all its base is in belongs them
all your base ploughs belong you the US
completely your base belongs to us

...and so on...

And now the burning question is...

...did you memorize that?

The original English, or the mangled form?

this is far more amusing than i'd imagined it to be .

My hedgehog that wheel is refuses the fact that you stop the fact that every [wa] is said.
[my hedgehog refuses to stop sh tting in his wheel.][english to japanese and back]

for the sakes of the swept one!
[for f 's sakes!] [english to italian and back]

Last edited by freya918 on 05 Aug 2007, 2:04 am, edited 1 time in total.

On a whim, I fed the original lyrics of the Goodies theme song:

And the mangled Japanese:

Sugar snack! Yum of yum of goodie of Goodie! Take a little good advice; Try travelling in the paradise. It is not possible to do the splendid that inclination where finding has that of hard your heart. As for that as for those which are attached it is with anything. Sugar snack! The circus or coastal pier, the sausage of the beer or the can of a, the stripper or buffoonery teacher, it is possible to make price that it becomes down state here happen. It is good for all families. Sugar snack! Yum of yum of sugar snack of sugar snack and sugar snack! Yum of yum of sugar snack of sugar snack and sugar snack! Yum of yum of sugar snack of sugar snack and sugar snack! The sugar snack has come because of you and you and you and you.