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Sopho
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18 Aug 2007, 7:38 pm

...will I get 52 virgins in heaven?



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18 Aug 2007, 8:14 pm

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"you get to go heaven son!"

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18 Aug 2007, 8:32 pm

you know Soph they'll give you a lot of money in Saudi Arabia to convert to Islam
and I mean thousands of dollars
something to think about (not just virgins)



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18 Aug 2007, 8:40 pm

Don't you have to die in Jihad for that?



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18 Aug 2007, 8:41 pm

Maybe heaven is full of naked angels, there might be 50 or so for everyone who can get there, VIP membership.


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18 Aug 2007, 9:16 pm

Well, let's add it all together.

Homosexual
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Female
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Muslim
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Fatwa

You'll get a Jihad, perhaps.


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18 Aug 2007, 9:45 pm

I think the real question is: will you get to heaven?



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18 Aug 2007, 10:47 pm

After your done with them they wont be virgins anymore, and wasnt the number supposed to be 72 or something lol?
And the Jihads can continue to kill themselves off if all I care, the world is a better place without them!



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19 Aug 2007, 1:24 pm

Who would want 72 virgins in the first place?? That's just 72 mouths that you have to train NOT to leave teeth marks on your penis. :wink:





I'd rather have 72 porn stars myself. 8)


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19 Aug 2007, 2:03 pm

Cyanide wrote:
I think the real question is: will you get to heaven?

no, the real question is: does heaven exist
and the real answer is: no

if there was a heaven,
id get in



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19 Aug 2007, 2:08 pm

Sopho wrote:
if there was a heaven,
id get in

Why?


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19 Aug 2007, 4:54 pm

JonnyBGoode wrote:
Sopho wrote:
if there was a heaven,
id get in

Why?

Because she is a saint.


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19 Aug 2007, 4:56 pm

jfrmeister wrote:
Who would want 72 virgins in the first place?? That's just 72 mouths that you have to train NOT to leave teeth marks on your penis. :wink:

You are wrong, they are already experts, maybe that is why they are still virgins :P


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19 Aug 2007, 5:51 pm

Sopho, you would get stoned to death and burn eternally in the fires of hell for being a homosexual. At least, that is what the brand of Islam that includes the virgins lark says.



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19 Aug 2007, 5:57 pm

Has anyone here heard of a little law and practice in Islam called "female circumcision"? You know, a surgery removing a certain female body part that starts with a C?



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19 Aug 2007, 6:47 pm

Hadron wrote:
Sopho, you would get stoned to death and burn eternally in the fires of hell for being a homosexual. At least, that is what the brand of Islam that includes the virgins lark says.

Yeah, only individuals with a penis can have 72 virgins, so she is doomed, lol :P
Unless we create another religion for that, with similarities, but with difference in that aspect, that being, anyone could have 72 virgins of any gender the person likes. Now that's heaven 8)


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