Who else makes up their own words? Here's a list of some that I have created with definitions and examples:
Nerdgasm: 1.Total euphoria experienced by deep diving into either a much loved topic or something completely obscure for the sheer sake of acquiring new and novel information. Usually preceded by suitably grandiose adjective:
Jerry had a screaming nerdgasm when he got his encyclopedia of tropical skin diseases
2. Extreme info-dumping
when Sally mentioned dog breeding Billy had a massive nerdgasm, he talked about dams, sires and whelping all afternoon.
Sarcgasm: An extended fit of sarcasm, or consistently resorting to sarcasm in conversation.
When I was informed that gazpacho soup is supposed to be served cold Jilly had a sarcgasm that lasted about 15 minutes
Ear-dildo: A cotton bud / Q tip / cotton swab. Named for the immense pleasure of using one to relieve itching in the ear canal.
Pass me an ear-dildo please.
Painbow: A person (usually friend or loved one) who enjoys being difficult or causing low level mental pain or anguish in others for their own amusement; often through the use of poorly timed or bad jokes (including practical) and or intentional contrarianism.
Garry is such a painbow, he soaked all of my underwear and hid them in the freezer.
Simplistiscism, Simplistiscismistic: The concept of making things more difficult, convoluted or confusing by an attempt to simplify.
Terry's efforts to streamline the company's data security protocols were ultimately simplistiscismistic.
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