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02 Dec 2023, 9:55 pm

I admire all the trouble Americans go to decorate their neighborhood christmas trees. Very beautiful.

Australians on the other hand take a more laid back attitude toward christmas decorating, Here's what a local Australian council did for several thousand dollars when decorating their local pine trees

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Hilarious :lol:

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02 Dec 2023, 10:16 pm

The top one looks like it was TP’d with glowing toilet paper.
The second was decorated by drunks tossing the ornaments into the tree instead of playing horseshoes.
I’m lazy and use an LED light show pointed into the woods.


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02 Dec 2023, 11:49 pm

In Australia you cant even...dream...about having a "White Christmas" because its in the Southern Hemisphere where Christmas is in the summer.

So it just isnt the same.

The days are long, no snow on the ground, so there is no psychological need for the winter solstice "festival of lights" that every culture in the temperate northern hemisphere has evolved.



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03 Dec 2023, 1:00 am

Misslizard wrote:
The top one looks like it was TP’d with glowing toilet paper.
The second was decorated by drunks tossing the ornaments into the tree instead of playing horseshoes.
I’m lazy and use an LED light show pointed into the woods.


:lol:



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03 Dec 2023, 1:02 am

naturalplastic wrote:
The days are long, no snow on the ground, so there is no psychological need for the winter solstice "festival of lights" that every culture in the temperate northern hemisphere has evolved.


Santa is preoccupied with throwing shrimps on the Barbie when he visits us

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14 Dec 2023, 10:31 pm

When I was a kid I heard a Christmas song about Santa having his sleigh pulled by big kangaroos called "boomers" instead of reindeer in Australia, because reindeer can't tolerate the heat. In the song Santa helps a baby kangaroo whose mother was put in the zoo, I think, and it must have been a very bouncy sleigh ride.



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14 Dec 2023, 10:44 pm


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15 Dec 2023, 12:18 am

lostonearth35 wrote:
When I was a kid I heard a Christmas song about Santa having his sleigh pulled by big kangaroos called "boomers" instead of reindeer in Australia, because reindeer can't tolerate the heat. In the song Santa helps a baby kangaroo whose mother was put in the zoo, I think, and it must have been a very bouncy sleigh ride.


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Even AI couldn't come up with this



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15 Dec 2023, 1:21 am

It's very odd indeed.

I don't know if I'll ever get used to it.


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15 Dec 2023, 8:08 pm

Australians have a relaxed attitude towards a lot of things.


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15 Dec 2023, 8:30 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Australians have a relaxed attitude towards a lot of things.


Especially at Christmas CR



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16 Dec 2023, 1:06 am

Mum liked having the traditional Christmas meal even in the hot weather, since I've been going to other people's places I've had salads which is more sensible in the heat.
There is an Aussie version of Jingle bells, I don't know how to put the video on here but it will be on youtube.
"Aussie Jingle Bells"



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16 Dec 2023, 2:39 am

Aprilviolets wrote:
Mum liked having the traditional Christmas meal even in the hot weather, since I've been going to other people's places I've had salads which is more sensible in the heat.
There is an Aussie version of Jingle bells, I don't know how to put the video on here but it will be on youtube.
"Aussie Jingle Bells"


My dad bought a Weber Kettle in the late 1970s with a coal fired stoker. Had the best Christmas dinners sitting outside on the porch in the sweltering heat. Roast pork, beef and chicken with rice salad, coleslaw and roast potatoes and finish the dinner off with ice cream cake,.



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16 Dec 2023, 7:56 am

Aprilviolets wrote:
Mum liked having the traditional Christmas meal even in the hot weather, since I've been going to other people's places I've had salads which is more sensible in the heat.
There is an Aussie version of Jingle bells, I don't know how to put the video on here but it will be on youtube.
"Aussie Jingle Bells"


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They translate "kelpie" (cattle dog). But not "holden ute" (must be just 'any old car').


https://youtu.be/dqeIZ0otQZU



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16 Dec 2023, 3:12 pm

We don't have "neighbourhood trees," but there is a "city tree," that's raised every year and decorated by the new city hall. I can't recall if it's even a Real tree or some fabricated thing. I went and checked it out one year and it was huge. They must spend a lot of money on it. They make a big deal out of that evening with food vendors and stuff so people can take kids and get hot chocolate and donuts or whatever, see the lights on the tree.

Vancouver does something similar at Robson Square. I dunno if all suburb cities do something like it. The one I grew up in I don't think did - hell - I lived there for 26 years and I don't even know where the city hall is lolol I could guess tho. Maybe they all do some minor thing.

But around here there's no such thing as a "neighbourhood tree." Individual home owners put up all kinds of light displays and stuff. Some of the most elaborate are done by Realtors who have deep pockets and want to attract attention to themselves so people Know they're an active Realtor. Same for Halloween displays.

We don't have any lights up this year outside.. mainly because they're in storage up above car that can't be driven at the moment.


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16 Dec 2023, 4:03 pm

This year it’s going to be lots of prawns, baked ham, cob loaf, dips, chicken and a selection of desserts. I may even go to the movies on Boxing Day.