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06 Apr 2024, 8:15 am

No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.



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06 Apr 2024, 10:39 am

What's wrong with me?
I think you're crazy!
I want a second opinion.
You're also lazy.

Can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can.
Well, I couldn't before.

I hate every ape I see,
from chimpan-A through chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh my god, I was wrong.
It was earth all along.
You've finally made a monkey.
Yes we've finally made a monkey.
Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me.


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06 Apr 2024, 10:40 am

Chimps!

Are all a bunch of pansies!



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07 Apr 2024, 1:35 pm

But dont tell 'em I said that!

Or I will get the Apes of Wrath!



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07 Apr 2024, 3:15 pm

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.


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07 Apr 2024, 3:59 pm

^
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07 Apr 2024, 4:43 pm

Simpsons and planet of the ape reference humor.


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07 Apr 2024, 4:44 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
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We're all quoting the Planet of the Apes musical from The Simpsons.


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18 Apr 2024, 11:05 am

Help! The human's about to escape!
Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

*Gasp* He can talk!

He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk he can talk...

I CAN SIIIIIIIING!!



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18 Apr 2024, 12:46 pm


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18 Apr 2024, 7:40 pm


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18 Apr 2024, 8:04 pm

Fun fact:

There really is a town in northwest Bavaria called "Hammelburg". It really was the site of a German POW camp for allied prisoners.

Patton's son-in-law was held there. So Patton sent a detachment of troops to attack the camp to spring his daughter's husband from the place...the Germans counter attacked...and in the end the camp had even MORE Americans POWs than before. The rare military failure by Patton. But it was in the closing days of the war...so they were all liberated weeks later. :)

Dont know anything about any zoo there.