Guys: Describe your perfect girl

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24 Aug 2007, 9:40 pm

Please direct all hate mail to my PM as well.
I'm not a guy who looks for a GF in the ways of looks but here goes.

Looks:
TALL! {5' 9'' or about even}
In shape
Dark or red hair
Blue or brown eyes
Very beautiful

Personality:
Good sense of humor
Graceful
Activist
Hates arguments/drama, etc.
Has respect for Aspies
Thirst for life
Does not drink or smoke
Kind
Sweetly tough


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24 Aug 2007, 9:45 pm

for me thar is no 1 perfect girl.

maybe thar is 1 more better than the rest but i havent tried them all yet.



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24 Aug 2007, 10:10 pm

So you're looking for a beautiful girl? Wow, way to describe there. I'll tell my friends looking for ugly girls that they can stop worrying about you stealing their girls. Anyway, if we're going to be specific here:
-5'6. I like short, but not freakishly so.
-Decent amount of meat on the bones, but I like the thighs to not bulge, and fat can be unsightly unless held well, so it's specific. But I'm not looking for anorexia.
-Blonde or brunette.
-Green eyes.
-Small nose. This is important.
-C cup, although D is hardly an issue.
-Small, petite feet, well taken care of.
-Good skin. This is vital; my skin is the only physical feature I have that is impecable, and I damn well expect it returned.
-Purple. I love purple.


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24 Aug 2007, 11:19 pm

subatai_baadur wrote:
So you're looking for a beautiful girl? Wow, way to describe there. I'll tell my friends looking for ugly girls that they can stop worrying about you stealing their girls. Anyway, if we're going to be specific here:
-5'6. I like short, but not freakishly so.
-Decent amount of meat on the bones, but I like the thighs to not bulge, and fat can be unsightly unless held well, so it's specific. But I'm not looking for anorexia.
-Blonde or brunette.
-Green eyes.
-Small nose. This is important.
-C cup, although D is hardly an issue.
-Small, petite feet, well taken care of.
-Good skin. This is vital; my skin is the only physical feature I have that is impecable, and I damn well expect it returned.
-Purple. I love purple.


You want a purple girl??
Better find one that's been dead for a time then... :P



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24 Aug 2007, 11:26 pm

Not a crowd follower. Genius. Christian. Musically gifted at either singing or playing an instrument. (You see, "We could make beautiful music together" by playing duets. Maybe even become semi-famous.) Humorous. Patient. Wise.

That's all I want.

But some of these are negotiable. I'm certainly no great catch as a boyfriend/husband, so wouldn't it be hypocritical to demand something near perfection? Not to say I'm not a good person, I just make a lousy relationship partner, in terms of my not making lots of money, and my inability to stay deeply-engrossed in her for long periods. Also, speaking one's mind directly is always a turn off.



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24 Aug 2007, 11:38 pm

I tend to fall for small framed/short/pretty face in terms of looks.



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24 Aug 2007, 11:47 pm

- minimum of 8ft tall
- fascination with beetroot
- can fit in tight spaces
- must be white, but not hospital white, a warm white though very white none the less
- plays the piano with toes

Anyone who is not like this sucks!



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25 Aug 2007, 1:02 am

If its someone who can be themselves and is interesting, then Im all for it :D



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25 Aug 2007, 1:23 am

Theres no perfect girl! It's a girl who is perfect for you! Don't make it too hard! 8O


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25 Aug 2007, 2:07 am

Kind

Tactile

Gentle

Caring

Intelligent

Loves nature

Loves patterns

Understands me

Makes me laugh a lot

Shares some of my interests

Has a lovely and interesting face

Whether plump or thin she has nice curves

She can be confident or shy but must like herself

Applications in writing to ............



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25 Aug 2007, 2:20 am

I haven't imagined some sort of ideal woman for me. I am not that creative... and even attempting to create a vision of perfection... is bound to put expectations and limitations on someone I could have a relationship with.

My criteria aren't specific...

Patience
Emotionally stable
Generally easy going
Comfortable looks
Friendly smile
Plays video games
Has a similar sense of humor
Understands my communication style

I can't really think of what would be perfect for me in terms of looks... in time the girl I am with will be my vision of perfection.


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25 Aug 2007, 2:39 am

nb411 wrote:
- minimum of 8ft tall
- fascination with beetroot
- can fit in tight spaces
- must be white, but not hospital white, a warm white though very white none the less
- plays the piano with toes

Anyone who is not like this sucks!


Drat! I'm out! :cry:



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25 Aug 2007, 2:43 am

gwenevyn wrote:
nb411 wrote:
- minimum of 8ft tall
- fascination with beetroot
- can fit in tight spaces
- must be white, but not hospital white, a warm white though very white none the less
- plays the piano with toes

Anyone who is not like this sucks!


Drat! I'm out! :cry:


Because you don't like beetroot?



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25 Aug 2007, 2:47 am

Asparval wrote:
gwenevyn wrote:
nb411 wrote:
- minimum of 8ft tall
- fascination with beetroot
- can fit in tight spaces
- must be white, but not hospital white, a warm white though very white none the less
- plays the piano with toes

Anyone who is not like this sucks!


Drat! I'm out! :cry:


Because you don't like beetroot?


I don't even know what it is. :( :(

All that piano playing with my toes, for naught!



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25 Aug 2007, 3:21 am

i want a girl with a manual, so that i can look up how to care for her, and when she's mad, i can look up in the manual how to manage that.



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25 Aug 2007, 3:35 am

Bodorus wrote:
i want a girl with a manual, so that i can look up how to care for her, and when she's mad, i can look up in the manual how to manage that.


Wouldn't that be great.

Instead of feeling helpless and not knowing what to do you could simply look up the error code to find out what's wrong.