NO no no no, you're all wrong. It was quite obviously the reverse vampires working in conjunction with the saucer people, who are funded by Fourth reich survivalists based in a secret room under Mossad headquarters.......
why is it so very impossible to believe that when something happens, it might actually have actually happened exactly how it looks? If its not Elivis seen in a chippy in basingstoke, its the ancient and Venerable order of the Illuminati hiding all the ball point pens.
Occam would be cutting his throat with his own razor, I swear.
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"There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart,
that you can't take part" [Mario Savo, 1964]