Join my conspiracy! (Or, a tale of patience, fury and sorrow

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Today at the bus stop, I was waiting for a bus that was 35 minutes late. A woman got talking to me, and in the course of the conversation, she began ranting about the New World Order. Now, I was p***ed off about the late bus too, but I doubt that it was the fault of the New World Order, if such a thing exists.

This conversation inspired me to read up on conspiracy theories and secret societies when I arrived home. All the information was most interesting , but there was one conclusion that I was forced to draw- that, if all these secret societies and conspiracies do in fact exist, I'm about the only person in the world who's not a member of one.

This made me feel left out, and desperately sad. How could I ever fit in with my fellow man? Then an idea came to me. I could start my own conspiratorial secret society! Then I could join the brotherhood of mankind and bask in the light of happiness and belonging.

So, who wants to join me?

We need: A name. The Brotherhood of *something* usually works well.
: A secret agenda. Taking over the world, or reducing the population, or both, seem to be popular. But do we
really want to be like everyone else?
: A public face, perhaps a charity or a church.
: Secret signs and sigils.
: A secret handshake.
: An underground base would be pretty cool.
: Links to the government and pharmaceutical companies are essential, as far as I can tell.

Who's with me?

what about the : Ancient Extra-terrestrial Dis-Order as a name?

I've got a good name. Nyktos. Means 'darkness' in Greek.

Hmmm... both of the suggested names are cool...

what about repopulate when the world dies

Ok. I'm going to go with Nyktos for the name, because the word looks cool and is fun to say.
Our aims are to reduce the population of the world and then repopulate it, both of which should be great fun.

We still need

: A public face.
: Secret signs and sigils.
: A secret handshake.

A secret logo of some kind too, maybe...