28 Sep 2007, 9:24 am
She was very nice, but turns out she was selling something-or-other -- I wasn't really able to figure out what, since she was talking so NT-fast.
She made some speech about how she's too cute to be selling Girl Scout Cookies, to which I fake-laughed with her. She had this really, majorly wrinkled up brochure to show me, which looked like it had been previously crumpled up in a ball and shoved in her pocket or something. But before I even verbally said anything, she goes, "You're not even going to look at it?" I guess she could tell somehow.
"No", I said assuringly, and sent her away.
I guess I could have given her some advice: "You know, I might, if this brochure looked half as good as you do. Got time for a Scotch and soda?" 
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28 Sep 2007, 9:34 am
Could of i dont get hot girls knocking at my door lol,
28 Sep 2007, 9:42 am
Ya, dating doesn't get much easier than hot girls knocking at your door. I mean, you didn't even have to ask them out, and they're already at your apartment. All you have to do is invite them in for a snack and a drink, and there's your date. And if she says no, you hadn't put yourself out there anyway -- she came to you, so you'll feel no sense of rejection if she declines.
28 Sep 2007, 9:51 am
28 Sep 2007, 9:55 am
28 Sep 2007, 10:29 am
Like my collection of legos...
ROFL! Maybe THAT'S it. She saw my piano once, when I had my door open, and later came to knock on my door, sweet-talk me, and steal it.
28 Sep 2007, 10:32 am
Oh, the way she was layin' it on, I'm sure 95% of all men who answered their doors that evening parted with money. Most cute girls aren't as outwardly bold as she was, because they don't have to be. Show me a bold and cute girl, and I'll show you a deadly weapon indeed!
28 Sep 2007, 11:43 am
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28 Sep 2007, 8:56 pm
If I get a hot female knock on my door I better hide my Sega collection. 
28 Sep 2007, 10:46 pm
I got worse things to worry about.
28 Sep 2007, 11:36 pm
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29 Sep 2007, 1:55 pm
Dude, you probably have much better things of value to hide.
If a hot chick knocked on my door, I would not allow her to go upstairs.
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29 Sep 2007, 3:53 pm
She probably wouldn't have come in, ya know. Besides, any girl who can't accept you for your Sega collection is a girl who's not worth your time, nor would she be a girl who'd consider you worth HER time.
29 Sep 2007, 6:38 pm
I thought you couldn't date, watch football or have fun if your christian
29 Sep 2007, 6:41 pm
He is a blasphemer!! !
30 Sep 2007, 5:36 am
You have legos too??? I've got the impression that you are a superb guy, and now I know for sure
OK, something for the topic: A couple of times I encountered a postwoman with really good looks. I got some deliveries that didn't fit thru my mail slot, that's why she rang my doorbell. Too bad that she woke me up and I had to open the door with only underwear on
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