Scenes We'd Like To See (based on Mock the Week)

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Here's how it works every few posts there is a certain topic set, which include funny scenarios such as "Rejected exam questions" and "What a News Reporter would Never Say". Then we have to post funny answers to those. Basically it's just a funny game. To see an example, look here (WARNING: Contains some adult humour).

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Only 1 response at a time please.

Okay, here's the first scenario.

Unlikely things to see on a video game cover

My response:

NOTE: To enjoy this game, a basic understanding of profane language is needed.

Now someone else come up with a response, but don't start a new scenario until about 7-10 posts after this one.

NOTE: The fast motion of this game may induce vomiting.

"Pokémon Topaz has been rated Mature, as it contains strong animal cruelty and excessive nudity."

Halo 4 has been approved for all ages.

Warning: Player reaction to game quality may cause violent outbursts, including throwing of the controller. Do not throw controller at screen or other players. Do not throw game console. However, the game disc itself makes an excellent frisbee, and throwing it will likely be more fun than actually playing the game.

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This video game will make you lose weight, whiten your teeth, and keep your bowels regular.

No monsters or demons were harmed in the making of this game.

Warning: Video games have been determined by the state of California to cause cancer in lab rats.
Maybe it's the LA smog this whole time?

Now here's an oxymoron:

Fun for all ages.

Warning: You are the demons.
Points to whoever gets this reference.

Are you having erectile problems? Why not cure it with the Nintendo Wii?

Okay, the next scenario is:

What the headmaster didn't say at Assembly

My response:

"There's another half an hour of my life I'll never see again..."

Lets keep this orderly. So, no double dipping at the kegs, one lap dance per person, and remember your joint protocol: puff puff pass, no bogarting...

I am happy to report that we have the worst results in the world. We are proud of this, especially since we made David Beckham and Wayne Rooney what they are today

"Right, now, everybody out of the exit on the left, so I can eat you all..."