God is a Spaceman

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Look at drawings of Jesus being bodily lifted into heaven.
It looks like a tractor beam.
Plus he's going into up into space.
Thoughts?

BTW I generally take a light-hearted, open-minded view with regard to religion. I'm not trying to offend or enrage anyone. I just like to discuss.

Medieval drawings of Jesus also inaccurately depict him as being white, rather than being darker skinned, and possibly Semitic.

Definitely Semitic if the whakapapa/genealogy quoted in the bible for Mary are true.

However God is probably a spaceman, the Ancient Phoenecians wrote of a class called the 'watchers' a kind of enslaving/mentoring super patriarch, they were believed to be from another world and are credited with being the framework for a large part of Judeo/Christian/Muslim root.

Fortunately I don't believe in god, so they are just spacemen, lol, peace j

i'll believe hes a et ever before i think he comes out of thin air somewhere up there

This ties into my belief of where did God come from ?? I think he drifted away from Earth one day with too many balloons round his wrist as a kid (I 'm serious ) , this also explains God 's gigantic beard because he is without a shaver (unless inside one of the balloons there is a shaver , but why would the balloon maker have put a shaver inside the balloon in the first place , perhaps the balloon maker knew that this child would become God , and would want to shave his beard , but would this not imply that the balloon maker then knew more than God and so God is actually the balloon maker ?? of course this is only speculation because we do not know if God 's balloons have popped yet , (and a shaver is likely to pop a balloon) surely if God 's balloons had popped we would find the broken pieces of balloon here on Earth ?? Is this not the evidence for God we should be scouring the Earth for ??? ) .

Now , what can explain these "tractor beams " that Jesus is being abducted by ? The only logical conclusion we can arrive at is that of aliens . Aliens have kidnapped God in space and now they have kidnapped God 's only son Jesus , presumably to have a happy family reunion in their UFO . And if you don 't believe in aliens / UFOs simply go to your local film rental and check out the sci-fi section for irrefutable evidence , seeing is believing ! !! !! !! !! !! !!

the book of ezekial talks about ufos, and so does the book of enoch. it didnt make it in the bible but it talks about fallen (they call them angels) but more than likely there really aliens called "the watchers" you should read it sometime its quit facinating

you know it!! what are all the people gonna say when they expect heaven to be this wonderful place made out of 24k gold when really its probably crusing around in a spaceship in outerspace? one word. shocked

VALIS, anyone?

I highly recommend reading the trilogy and Radio Free Albemuth.

Hey, one time I saw this old biblical painting of some saint or something, and in the background you can see the shape of two people and one of them is pointing into the sky at this strange UFO looking thing.
If that doesn't prove god is an alien, I don't know what does.

Website where I can find book of Enoch?

I used to have an obsession with angels. The whole idea of them fascinates me. Not gods, not humans, powerful but without free will...

If god is a Jewish spaceman he has had his helmet removed

http://www.sacred-texts.com/bib/boe/

here ya go the book of Enoch online, I can't say how accurate it is tho.