The world's worst lines

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When I was in college and dating the woman who eventually became my wife, I could tell that she was the marrying type while I had plans to go to graduate school. Suffering from both incurable honesty and extreme lack of sensitivity I said the following (basically)

"I really like you and I reallly like spending time with you. However, I can't promise that I'll feel the same a year from now."

About a year later, when I was preparing to register for the GRE, I decided instead to take a year off and get married. Is it amazing that we made it through that and have been married for 22 years?

Anyone have any lines that top that one?

I never use pick up lines, and will NEVER use pick up lines; however, I read this somewhere about two men who had this contest of coming up with the worst, most offensive pick up line and this man won by actually approaching a woman with the following (personally, I have difficulty believing their claim or their story)

"Hi - is your mother still available because she totally rocked my world the other night!"

What's wrong with that? Obviously she appreciated you honesty or she wouldn't have married you.

If I have a relationship I'd want it to be based on the fact that both of realize that you can't always know everything till the day you die. If you try to fix the outcome it is probably good as dead anyway.

Pick-up lines are so embarrassing!

I will never use a good pick-up line!

We went through this as part of social skills training at the psychiatric hospital. The short answer is that the only pickup line that works is 'hello' but here are some of the gems:

1. What's a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?

2. Breakfast tomorrow morning, should I call round or nudge you?

3. Please could you hold the keys to my Porsche?

4. Come here often?

5. Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

6. Do I know you from somewhere?

7. When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

8. What's Your Sign?

9. You must be a cop because you look like this city's Finest

10. I lost my number, can I have yours?

11. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

12. I would love to meet your parents so I could thank them

13. This must be heaven because you look like an angel

And finally.................................

14. My name's Bond, James Bond.

Ed Almos

I'd like to turn the tables a bit and, as a male, share the worst opening gambit a female has ever used on me. She snapped her fingers in front of my face and said, "Oi you! Do you like metal music?"

Manners cost nothing.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10[/youtube]

(pretty bad lines)

...and some more bad pickup lines

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag1QI25Iw8k&feature=related[/youtube]

Can anyone come up with worse pickup lines than these?

"Hi. I'm captain James T. Kirk, but you can call me Jim."

"Excuse me, would you have a handkerchief that I might be able to borrow?"

"My doctor gave me a prescription for daily sex. Would you fill it, please?"

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

I lost my crack hook-up. Can I borrow yours?

That's awesome

"Excuse me. I was just observing your walk from behind. Are you ovulating right now?"

-while holding a condom in the air- yelling loudly--"Will you help me use this before it expires?"
"your face, or mine?"
MY absolute favorite--"I went to the doctor today, and he said I have a very rare sexually transmitted disease that can only be cured with male saliva....could you help with that?"

Worst one I ever used, its a miracle my gf, whom i used it on, is with me lol

"I have never had a lesbian experience"