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12 Apr 2008, 11:18 pm

final fight: the movie.

staring: arnold schwarzenegger as mike haggar.

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12 Apr 2008, 11:44 pm

Sorta like my idea for Super Mario XVI: colostamy bag mario.

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13 Apr 2008, 12:25 am

Bah.

Super Mario Bros. 2, starring Ron Jeremy.

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13 Apr 2008, 12:48 am

Directed by... UWE BOLL!! !

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13 Apr 2008, 12:57 am

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Directed by... UWE BOLL!! !

uwe boll: proof that just because you have a lot of experience in something doesn't mean you're good at it.

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13 Apr 2008, 1:02 am

skafather84 wrote:

nomad21 wrote:

Directed by... UWE BOLL!! !

uwe boll: proof that just because you have a lot of experience in something doesn't mean you're good at it.

In other words, our generation's Ed Wood.

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13 Apr 2008, 1:06 am

Quatermass wrote:

skafather84 wrote:

nomad21 wrote:

Directed by... UWE BOLL!! !

uwe boll: proof that just because you have a lot of experience in something doesn't mean you're good at it.

In other words, our generation's Ed Wood.

Ed Wood was FABULOUS!

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13 Apr 2008, 1:16 am

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Ed Wood was FABULOUS!

Merle

Seconded. Plan 9 from Outer space is one of my favorites.

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13 Apr 2008, 1:46 am

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sinsboldly wrote:

Ed Wood was FABULOUS!

Merle

Seconded. Plan 9 from Outer space is one of my favorites.

Believe me, many video game movies will be this generation's B-movie, and as fondly remembered by later generations.

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13 Apr 2008, 2:37 am

Quatermass wrote:

skafather84 wrote:

nomad21 wrote:

Directed by... UWE BOLL!! !

uwe boll: proof that just because you have a lot of experience in something doesn't mean you're good at it.

In other words, our generation's Ed Wood.

you know...there are some fun similarities between the two...but ed wood never pissed all over good video game franchises and ruined any possible chance of them being made into good movies.

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13 Apr 2008, 3:55 am

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you know...there are some fun similarities between the two...but ed wood never pissed all over good video game franchises and ruined any possible chance of them being made into good movies.

Why not? I'm sure that, for example, BloodRayne could be remade.

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19 Apr 2008, 4:11 am

We could put Uwe Boll to the test.
NO-ONE could mess up a movie of Final Fight.

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19 Apr 2008, 9:36 pm

skafather84 wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

skafather84 wrote:

nomad21 wrote:

Directed by... UWE BOLL!! !

uwe boll: proof that just because you have a lot of experience in something doesn't mean you're good at it.

In other words, our generation's Ed Wood.

you know...there are some fun similarities between the two...but ed wood never pissed all over good video game franchises and ruined any possible chance of them being made into good movies.

Video games turned movie never work out good. Movies turned video games sometimes do though.

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20 Apr 2008, 12:20 am

skafather84 wrote:

nomad21 wrote:

Directed by... UWE BOLL!! !

uwe boll: proof that just because you have a lot of experience in something doesn't mean you're good at it.

like Hilary Clinton

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20 Apr 2008, 12:20 am

PLA wrote:

We could put Uwe Boll to the test.
NO-ONE could mess up a movie of Final Fight.

dude if Uwe Boll was a musician he would f**k up Happy Birthday if you let him.

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20 Apr 2008, 12:30 am

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Video games turned movie never work out good. Movies turned video games sometimes do though.

excuse me??

uh lessee, ET, Total Recall, Bad Boys, Bebe's Kids, Jumper, Ghost Rider, Ghostbusters, White Men Can't Jump, Back to the Future, Independence Day, Superman Returns, DaVinci Code, The Matrix, Home Alones 1 AND 2, Wayne's World, Friday the 13th, Wizard of Oz...i could go on forever

btw, which is worse, a bad game based off a bad movie, or a bad game based off a GOOD movie?

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