The lonely aspi..........

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ablomov
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21 Jul 2008, 6:09 pm

......particularly a boy never gets a girl. At fifty I only now would know what to do when I was fifteen. What to touch, how to speak. Pathetic huh? Alcohol is useful. I've deliberately never had kids so as not to have them go thro what I went thro - all the isolation and social humiliation.

Now I'm more agressive and assertive due probably to maturity and perhaps the acupuncture I pay for.

Advice: never shy from telling a girl you find her attractive......I've an idea - tell her she's the sort of girl you think of when w*king!

Cyberman
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21 Jul 2008, 6:13 pm

ablomov wrote:

Advice: never shy from telling a girl you find her attractive......I've an idea - tell her she's the sort of girl you think of when w*king!

Is this advice on "How to Stay a Lonely Aspie"? If so, then it'll work like a charm.

lolwut
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21 Jul 2008, 6:33 pm

I hope that I will not be thinking that later in my life... im seventeen right now Ive never really even hugged [edit: talked to] a girl my age... I want to have someone that likes me, someone who is easy for me to talk to, someone that I can I can give a hug to and just hold her close to me. I cant seem to do it though. Eye contact KlLLS me and I cant seem to keep a conversation with anyone. Im trying to change but im beginning to think I cant... the thought of never having someone to love haunts me

Butterflair
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21 Jul 2008, 6:42 pm

Cyberman wrote:

ablomov wrote:

Advice: never shy from telling a girl you find her attractive......I've an idea - tell her she's the sort of girl you think of when w*king!

Is this advice on "How to Stay a Lonely Aspie"? If so, then it'll work like a charm.

Yeah, the first part I agree with the last part isn't so good. I wouldn't rely on Alcohol either, you can create a problem with that alone.

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BakaBomber
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21 Jul 2008, 7:29 pm

Cyberman wrote:

ablomov wrote:

Advice: never shy from telling a girl you find her attractive......I've an idea - tell her she's the sort of girl you think of when w*king!

Is this advice on "How to Stay a Lonely Aspie"? If so, then it'll work like a charm.

It also makes for good advice on how to have more than one restraining order put on you at the same time! Excellent! Tell her you'd like to cut off some of her beautiful hair and take it home with you while you're at it, and I bet you can break a record!

Obvious troll is obvious.

RogueProcess
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21 Jul 2008, 7:29 pm

ablomov wrote:

I've an idea - tell her she's the sort of girl you think of when w*king!

I SERIOUSLY hope that you were joking when you said that!
*shudders*

gbollard
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21 Jul 2008, 9:58 pm

Actually, a lot of girls prefer to be told how beautiful they look or how amazing they are to be around, read poetry etc...

I don't think that such a great number would like to be considered a substitute for a dirty magazine or dirty video.

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Zane
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21 Jul 2008, 10:31 pm

Cyberman wrote:

ablomov wrote:

Advice: never shy from telling a girl you find her attractive......I've an idea - tell her she's the sort of girl you think of when w*king!

Is this advice on "How to Stay a Lonely Aspie"? If so, then it'll work like a charm.

HaHAHAHAHAHA

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Elspeth
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22 Jul 2008, 5:44 pm

"High on a high was a lonely aspie...yodalay yodalay yodalayheehoo..." (Insert Austrian mountaintop or puppetstage music here.) Sorry, couldn't resist...hope everyone here has a good night!

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