Destroy an object!

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okay. heres the aim of the game. its kind of a stress relief (probably not... all that helpfull... in that sense...) but i guarantee it probably has some comical value . just destroy an object any way you want be it humane, inhumane, immoral, illogical or yada ya. just... make it fun and also say why you want to destroy it . enjoy.

*puts fist through his air freshener wich occasionally hisses/sprays at him whilst on the bog*

(nobody hisses at me )

*Lights a match in a swamp*

*soaks myspace and mtv headquarters in gasoline. throws flickering matches at locations*

*turns to the bob the llama* do your worst.

By request. Soap shaped like little baby hands gets run over by a steamroller then scooped up and force fed to George Bush, killing two birds with one stone.

I wish to destroy a waffle iron with a nine Iron, just to prove the laws of thermodynamics.

I burn the entirety of the world's onion crops. I abhor onions!

*flys to new york and throws crummy phone that is impossible to hear through out the window of a 25 story skyscraper*...

*then flys back home...* ...

Shoots an Apple fanboy called Andrew from Boy Scout troop 346 with a .357 Magnum and walks casually out of the building as if nothing happened.

/me throws rotten tomatoes at all her C++ books!

Dynamites the hill on Sessom St., flattening said road and creating a makeshift sidewalk in the process, thus making it traversible by foot.

*takes a knife*

*takes a thing of salt*

*douses in gasoline and lights a match*

You have no idea how much I need to do that. D8

What does salt do when doused in gasoline and ignited?