ur favriot saying

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so whats ur favriot saying or something like that???

mine is "never miss a good chance to shut up"

'don't give up five minutes before the miracle!'


Merle

Latley I seem to be saying, "There's olney one way to find out!"
I kind of like it, I'll keep saying it.

"Your Just Jelous Because I'm Better Then You!".

"Vad i hela friden?"

It means something like this phrase: "What in the world?"

"The Plot Deepens!! !" Yeah i know useless eh?? still i like it

In der Wissenschaft oder der Kunst, einem Schuss Autismus ist von wesentlicher Bedeutung.
~Hans Asperger

Nicht alles, was aus der Reihe vor, und so "abnormal, muss" unbedingt "minderwertig".
~Hans Asperger

When life gives you lemons, choke on 'em and die... you stupid lemon eater.
~Dilbert

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
~Mark Twain

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
~Lord Byron

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
~Steven Wright

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
~Homer Simpson

Man has his will, but woman has her way.
~Holmes

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
~Jack Handey

If at first you don't succeed, give up, count your losses, and go home.
~Stonecold (me)

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

“If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have died out thousands of years ago.  Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, Homo Habilis would have figured out to KILL THE GUY WITH THE RUNNY NOSE!" - Dr. Sheldon Cooper - Big Bang Theory.

"Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only weapon against bad ideas is better ideas." - Alfred Whitney Griswold