My Mission? ASPIES RULE THE WORLD ( but not RobertN)

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Now Listen up

I know some of you belong to a super-team led by that snake-oil schmoe renegade.
and I know that ren is a soft touch. He may belive in non-lethal methods and giving everyone another chance....

But I know that there are villains around and RobertN "the Proletariat" is the leader

and I accept one thing and nothing less - TOTAL ANNIHILATION of our villains

so if you think Ren is too soft

too pussy-whipped by his female comrades?

then join my force - anyone can sign up today

"The Society of Evil Aspies"

I have secret friends. . .. . .

I will bring down your team with assistance of my lovely female assistants and goon-squads of he-men.

Then, I will use the SumoPope to have Catholic Nuclear Commandos find you. . . . .and save the world, and a few souls.

::::salutes:::: Ready and waiting for orders Renegade!!

in his dreams!

Oh no!! ! What has poor old RobertN done wrong this time!! !

Vivi....VIVI...............save me! !! !! !! !!

There is a loophole for all enimies though. This sunday is a holy day for all superheros. So if you were born on that date, we must let you off.

ps happy birthday!

aye aye sir!


My commando squad of jewish female cats is ready! lead by Nimitz the siamese, who is, at your service.... hee hee hee

"But sir," they mew, "what shall we do with the prisoners? We havent enough cheeze for ourselves...."

Agent Miller,

I was just contacted by this man, who had heard that you were in a bit of a bind, and is willing to lend a hand.


His name is Adolfo Jidlerio, and he is reputed to own the largest High Energy Llama Feed Plantation in Bolivia.

Not only does he claim to know you from years ago, but he says that
a certain character named 'Renegade' has been raiding and destroying his crops for decades, and has finally decided that he needs to stand up to this pendejo schweinhund and his forces once and for all. You up for his assistance? --He appears to have limitless amounts of cash at his disposal. [/b]

Oh Please, Fogman I have it on good authority that Adolpho's own Llamas raided their own fields.

Renegades reputation remains untarnished.....as usual.

By the way, Adolpho's moustache is fake. As a matter of fact, it looks like magic marker.

Der Fuhre,(Ahem) Pardon me, I seem to be coming down with strep thoat, El Padron informs me that he has NO llamas whatsoever, and that he was really hungover and had tremors while shaving on the day that the photo was taken.

If he doesn't have Llamas, what does he test he Llama feed on? Hmmm?

Does the term, "sorry excuse", mean anything to you? He has penciled in that moustache and by the surprized expression on his face, he realizes it will never be believed!!

He actually ships the bulk of the feed to Llama farms in the USA and Canada, and the EU after a concentrate refining process to ensure long shelf life, and maximum portability. --Apparently farmers there mix the refined product with regular hay.



Well, sorry excuse or not, 'El Jefe' said that about 10 minutes before the photo was taken, he had indulged himself to a minute 2 Gramme sample of the refined Llama Feed concentrate for Quality Assurance purposes.

Oh , well that explains alot. Hmmm. I wonder if it has the effect of minimal hair growth on his upper lip?

I demand immediate acceptance into your organization of evil aspies...failing that I will have to challenge you in unarmed ninja combat (with voiceovers) for supremacy. Assuming that is unnecissary, I pledge my assistance along with a highly skilled tactical strike force of Psittacines, most of whom hail from the war-plauged dimension of Omnikeet 7. We will not fail you, our prince of Aspie Evil.

AA

Silly Evils... Total Annihilation was a crap game... :: runs from BlackLiger ::