The Character You Most Want To Beat The Crap Out Of

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Peach from Mario Sun Shine, simply for her absolute stupidity! "I'm your mamma?.... huh?'gazes brainlessly'" Lady, you'd have given birth to a lizard! Can that be done? And that other scene.. "Mario?" as if meaning "Is that Mario over there?" Despite that he's right next to her, and the imposter is silver colored.

Don cornio in Final Fantasy 7, he's pointless and annoying.

The old butler in Tomb Raider 3. That dude is messed up, obviously. He carries around this empty tray as if offering drinks at a party. What's worse is that he moans while following you all over (and I mean everywhere), around Lara's home.

The whiney kid in Fabel, who ran away from his grandmother and got stuck in a cave around the corner. He would never stop whinning all the way out, and when you take him back to her, he wants to be a brat and run away again.

The sleeping druid in World of Warcraft, who stupidly likes to sleep everywhere and anywhere he follows you for one meaningless escort quest. Walk across lava, he doesn't care. "Ah this is a great place for a nap." Never mind the bear people, tigers, bears, wolves, evil cultists, Horde, ect.

Prospector Remtravel from World of Warcraft. He'll just walk on stupidly while you're butt gets beaten to death by two colbalds, and three big stone monsters. When I did take my Horde through Dark shore, I just had to kill them both!

TV

Brock from Pokemon.

Team rocket from pockemon. EVeryeone is sick to death of them!

Shnarf from the old show Thunder Cats. Does he ever go one epesode without saying "shnarf." Oh to beat up that stupid thing!

A lot of people do things stupidly in World of Warcraft.

I HATE THAT FLIPPIN' MOLE!
I spend ages trying to avoid him, and then when I forget It and switch off don't play it for months until I return and the town is covered in weeds...

From TV:
- Jimmy goddamn motherfucking cocksucking Neutron.
- Everybody from that abortion that is the Disney version from Hercules. They raped Greek mythology. RAPED IT. And it's Heracles, you idiots.
- Come to think of it, any Disney show.

Adam west not funny? Are you not a humourous person?

It's not my fault that Family Guy's jokes are written by manatees!


PS: the best Family guy episode was Blue Harvest, not necessarily because of the Star Wars-themes plot, but because it's the only Family Guy episode I know of that doesn't have those ADD cutaway jokes take up the whole episode...

Why?? He's so cute!

I think of 2 reasons to fight it. One, he's a mushroom. 2, What good does he do for anyone?

I know what you mean, it has only made people keep useing the Roman version of the name for the Greek part. And how they turn the one who is suposed try to kill him (Hera) into a sweet angel and turn one that only ever did his job except for one instance into the devil. Why couldnt they add in all the incest and adultism of the gods.

Well mushrooms are full of nutrients, and he can host some party games and be used as a shield for Peach.

Uh he makes people happy with the cuuuutteeee, that's some good he does for people.

I would love to take a couple swings at tingle

I'll show you how I feel about grossly overpaying to have maps read

You guys come anywhere near me and I'll beat your ass

hmm..... *thinks momentarily*

from Naruto.... i would beat the following:
SAKURA
INO
SASUKE (HE KILLED DEIDARA) -.-
BASICALLY ALL THE ANNOYING FANGIRL TYPES OF NARUTO

AND LIGHT YAGAMI FROM DEATHNOTE...

salazar off resident evil 4

Algus/Argath from Final Fantasy Tactics

Whisper from Fable. Hands down. Given that you get two opportunities in game to beat the crap out of her and given those opportunities i always took that option its still not enough. She 's just so worthless and spoilt that it infuriates me. lol.