How can a good looking guy make himself unattractive?

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In my current physical state, 40 lbs overweight, I am hardly attractive, but back in the day, when I was in shape, I was rather good-looking and attracted a good deal of female attention .

I want to lose weight, and what's currently stopping me from working out and following a healthy diet is my fear of attracting too much attention, after I lose weight, from the female sex.

Don't get me wrong, I am not gay, I just don't enjoy being thrust into the spotlight and attracting too much unwanted attention. I also don't like being rejected, which based on personal experience, I think it's likely to happen if I lose weight. It usually goes like this:

Girl approaches attractive guy.
Girl discovers that attractive guy has a hard time communicating and is socially awkward.
Girl rejects attractive guy, makes no effort to not be mean to him.
Attractive guy is left feeling like crap, wishing that the girl had never approached him.

So, after I lose weight, how do I make myself unattractive? I thought about scarring my face with a sharp knife, but that's a bit too "crazy," isn't it?

Just buy a bunch of obnoxiously phrased t-shirts. I suggest this site, they're horrible: http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/

You could consider wearing baggy clothes that aren't very flattering. That's always worked for me. I like being healthy and fit, but have never liked the idea of it being too noticeable, so I tend to wear oversized stuff.

You could also wear headphones all the time and pretend not to notice anyone who's interested in you. (You don't actually need to have music blasting in your ears for this to work.)

Wearing sunglasses could help as well. You can notice the attention coming in your direction and ignore it without the other person knowing you've even seen them.

Last edited by neshamaruach on 29 Nov 2008, 8:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.

LOL, those T-shirts are awesome! I want one of those!! I like the one about lacking depth and warmth, ROFL!

wear dirty clothing, don't shower, don't groom yourself, etc

LOL

That T-shirt website just made my day! I know what's going on my Xmas wish list now...

Glad you like it.... I was a little worried I was going to get in trouble for linking that one.

Hey, if you go the obnoxious t-shirt route and they still talk to you, well, they've been warned.

Don't try to make yourself unattractive. Just wear a ring on your left ring-finger, so you look married.

Really, I think purposefully trying making yourself unattractive just so you don't have to deal with women is a bad idea.

Well, you still might, actually, some people on here are more easily offended than I am!

Not a great tip, a lot of chicks "just looking for a good time" will pick up ONLY married guys so they don't have to worry about committment.

Here's a different one: Buy a bunch of temporary tattoos and wear one on your forehead when you go out. Nothing screams psycho like a forehead tattoo. (Except on the overall freaky looking people, that is.)

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Last edited by claire-333 on 30 Nov 2008, 8:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Wear a baggy and offensive t-shirt and a mullet.

Just say you ain't interested. Or get a female friend to pretend to be your date. Or both.

Top Ten Ways An Attractive Man Can Scare Off Women

10. Say you still live with Mom, and she does all your cooking, laundry, bills and cuts your hair
9. Wear shirt with obvious and multiple food dribble stains down front
8. Wear ultra thin, clingy polyester shirt with no undershirt so you can see every hair, nipple feature on your chest
7. As soon as you meet them, ask where they live and whether there are surveillance video cameras
6. When they ask about your friends, make vague references to your doctors at the Centers for Disease Control
5. Tell them that your best friend is a bugbear that you have successfully frozen, thawed and revived 10 times
4. Wear mascara (unfortunately, attracts same sex)
3. Tell them that you were the guy in the "Leave Her Alone!" Britney Spears YouTube video
2. Ask them how many times they want to be married
1. Ask them how they feel about abortion; no matter what their answer, stare coldly at them afterward

you could also pull your penis out, but you may get arrested