11 Dec 2005, 10:05 pm
11 Dec 2005, 10:29 pm
The worlds mine all of you back off!
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11 Dec 2005, 11:08 pm
11 Dec 2005, 11:10 pm
:hires a hitman to scare some sense into Sandra:
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11 Dec 2005, 11:12 pm
Would you shut up about that ??? We can't have the Pinks finding out what we're up to! Mods, Please Delete this thread at once!! !
11 Dec 2005, 11:37 pm
this is me talking to the world:
"heel!"
"sit!"
"roll over!"
"beg!"
11 Dec 2005, 11:37 pm
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12 Dec 2005, 1:45 am
12 Dec 2005, 1:53 am
:Calls the hitman up again to scare Carla: please all of you this hitmans getting expensive.
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12 Dec 2005, 2:48 am
12 Dec 2005, 3:07 am
ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT ASPIES
The key to planet Earth has always been Arizona. The Greeks knew it, the Carthigians knew it and now you know it.
As such I, General Majestic, have devised the following multi-directional co-ordinated attack to limit the fighting to three distinct areas (please refer to Map#457 below).
The first wave of the assault will come not from the West, as the NT enemy is expecting (due to faux rumours circulated on the internet), but will instead come from an intensified hippo effort under cover of storm to knock out the enemies Twinky supply storage facilities at St Joh. With the Twinkys confiscated, morale will be low on the other side. As such, a swift decisive attack from Flag Staff will come in the form of a giant wooden horse, just like the Greeks did to the New Zealanders in Call of Duty: Expansion Pack.
We expect a strong counter maneouvre to take place subsequently to the south. General Sean will lead his Texan militia whose uniform consists of big novelty cowboy hats and rifles to place us in check. Meanwhile, our Japanese-Mexican allies will trail west along the Reasonably Rocky mountains than unexpectantly turn North-East at Bill's All You Can Eat Shrimp Shack. To finish the job, giant pink flamingoes will be brought in for decorative lawn ornament purposes. If the need arises, King Kong and friends will be held in reserve up in Munkytown, but will not be released before the 14th of December. We expect the enemy, with all their advanced weaponry and technology, to only be able to put up a nine-minute fight. There will an after-war party at Smithy's place afterwards, please bring a light salad and bottle of soft drink if at all possible.
After the peace treaty is signed, the state will be broken into four quarters (Which is convenient, as that make 100%). Suitable names have been outlined below. As likely despot of the region, I would just like to welcome all my potential slaves to my regime and look forward to opressing you in the future.
Oh and remember, if you reach into a pile of goo that a few moments ago was what your mum cooked for dinner, you'll know what to do.
Peace out
GENERAL MAJESTIC (MJS82)
12 Dec 2005, 3:29 am
Your hired MJS82 together we can take over the world, you as the military mind and me as the politcal mind (granted we will have to kill each other eventually but that wont have to happen for a while.)
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12 Dec 2005, 8:19 am
12 Dec 2005, 8:51 am
and penguins dont forget the penguins!
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12 Dec 2005, 9:31 am
Endersdragon, you're still locked in the dungeon! You won't be taking over the world! And MJ, your plan sounds good, but I've got a better one
12 Dec 2005, 11:00 am
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