I'm not much of a cat person, but that is AWFUL!
Amazon has tons of hilarious, strange, and all-too-real books. I direct you to the Extreme Teen Bible.
Christianity, Inc. headquarters
Ad exec 1: These latest survey results say we aren't connecting with today's youth.
Ad exec 3: Brilliant!
Ad exec 1: No, that's bad. Very bad.
Ad exec 2: Maybe the Bible needs more Xbox references.
Ad exec 1: No, this calls for drastic measures. Teens don't want a closer relationship with God. They want a more... extreme relationship with God. Check this shizzle: a whole new Bible just for teens, with hip teen-friendly language.
Ad exec 3: Brilliant!
Weeks later:
Photoshop drone: How's this cover look?
Ad exec 1: It's not extreme enough. Give me more extreme purple!