Often I see them bragging on Deadliest Catch about their new infant sons, hoping they would continue on the crabbing business. What would be a hoot is if the kid grows up and the following are noted:
Age 6: He appears smarter than most kids, but somewhat withdrawn, and maybe slightly lazy, otherwise unremarkable.
Age 14: He now realizes what crabbing entails, says he is not interested, won't have kids, wants to be a scientist when he grows up. Is a little clumsy and geeky, but gets A's in school. Has strong and narrow interests/hobbies. One of his eccentricities however is knowing the name of every crab boat and captain for the last 50 years though.
Age 19: He goes to college in the Pacific NW with a combination of scholarships and student loans.
Age 24: Graduates with a Masters and 3.9GPA, gets a 120K (in today's dollars) job at Microsoft.
Age 28: He is warm, dry, and happy in his swanky bachelor pad, while his brothers and father are freezing on the edge in the Bering sea.