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"here are you names, mr blonde, mr blue, mr brown, mr orange, mr white, and mr pink"
"why do i gatta be mr pink"
"cause your a fa***t alright?"
"yeah, mr brown, i mean, thats to close to mr s**t"
"and mr pink, is like mr p****, ill be mr purple"
"your not mr purple, some guy on another job is mr purple, your mr pink!"
who cares what your name is"
yeah what about you, your mr white you got a cool sounding name?"

dont think i got it all right but still i love that scene

resevoir dogs: quintin tarintino

whats your favorite movie director and quote?

"I dont know about any setup you can torture me all you want"

"Torture you? Thats a good idea I like that."

"Hell! Shoot! French fries!"


"Yall take a listen, youll hear the deep sound coming down from Bobby Peru!"

For a movie not yet out in theaters!

"Your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives including yours. I dare you to do better. Enlist in Star Fleet."

Love that!

From Snatch:

Bricktop (asking for a cup of tea to be made): Put the kettle on.

Turkish: Do you take sugar?

Bricktop: No thank you, Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

And later:

Bullet Tooth Tony: The fact that you've got "REPLICA" written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five oh" written down the side of mine....

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"They just f****d with the wrong Mexican!"

Aristotle sought truth not happiness.

Ravenous

"I will make him an offer he cannot refuse" ~Don vito coreleone, the Godfather.
"Say Hello To My Little Friend!" ~Tony Montana, Scarface.
"Holy S**t, Where Did You Get A Gun?!"
"its My Mum's!"
"Why Did You Bring That You Dont Need One!"
"But Papa Doc Had One!" ~Eminem and "Cheddar Bob", 8 Mile

P.S. I think im gettin back into the habit of caoitalizing all words. If i have, message me and ill stop.

'I used to want to change the world. Now I just want to leave the room with a little dignity'

"If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you'd have a whole lot of nickels!"

That crackling sound is me shorting out trying to pick only one absolute favorite quote. If I have a real favorite, it'll no doubt come to me later. But I'll list some good ones that I can think of now.

The Philadelphia Story -

Mike: You're the darnedest girl.
Liz: I think I'm sweet.

You Can't Take it with You (there's so many, but...)-

Kolenkhov: Life is running around inside me like a squirrel!

Steamboat Bill, Jr. (yeah, a silent film) -

Bill, Jr: I know what it is. You're ashamed of my baking.

The Man Who Came to Dinner -

Bertram H. 'Bert' Jefferson: How do you think Ohio women stack up?
Sheridan Whiteside: I've never gone in for stacking women up so I really can't say.

A Knight's Tale -

Chaucer: I'm a writer.
Wat: A what?
Chaucer: A wha- a what? A writer. You know, I write, with ink, and parchment. Geoffrey Chaucer's the name, writing's the game. You've probably read my book? the Book of the Duchess? No? Well, it was allegorical.
Roland: Well, we won't hold that against you, that's for every man to decide for himself.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead-

Rosencrantz: Do you want to play questions?
Guildenstern: How do you play that?
Rosencrantz: You have to ask a question.
Guildenstern: Statement. One - Love.
Rosencrantz: Cheating.
Guildenstern: How?
Rosencrantz: I haven't started yet.
Guildenstern: Statement. Two - Love.
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: Are you counting that?
Guildenstern: Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game.
Rosencrantz: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.

[Guildenstern is pretending to be Hamlet]
Rosencrantz: Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king.
Guildenstern: Yes.
Rosencrantz: Unusual.
Guildenstern: Undid me.
Rosencrantz: Undeniably.
Guildenstern: He slipped in.
Rosencrantz: Which reminds me...
Guildenstern: Well, it would.
Rosencrantz: I don't want to be personal.
Guildenstern: Common knowledge.
Rosencrantz: Your mother's marriage.
Guildenstern: He slipped in.
Rosencrantz: His body was still warm!
Guildenstern: So was hers.
Rosencrantz: Extraordinarily...
Guildenstern: Indecent.
Rosencrantz: Hasty.
Guildenstern: Suspicious.
Rosencrantz: Makes you think.
Guildenstern: Don't think I haven't.
Rosencrantz: And with her husband's brother!
Guildenstern: They *were* close.
Rosencrantz: She went to him...
Guildenstern: Too close.
Rosencrantz: For comfort.
Guildenstern: It looks bad.
Rosencrantz: Adds up.
Guildenstern: Incest to adultery.
Rosencrantz: Would you go so far?
Guildenstern: Never!
Rosencrantz: To sum up: your father, whom you love, dies. You are his heir. You come back to find that hardly was the corpse cold before his young brother pops onto his throne and into his sheets, thereby offending both legal and natural practice. Now... why exactly are you behaving in this extraordinary manner?
Guildenstern: I can't imagine.

As for directors, I dunno. I like Tim Burton and Terry Gilliam, and Frank Capra, Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin and Harold Lloyd, not sure who else.

"Invisible Boy? Maybe you should put on some shorts or something, if you want to continue fighting evil today."
- The Bowler, Mystery Men

In Reality Bites, after listening to Lelaina and Troy bickering again -
VICKIE: Would you two just do it and get it over with already? I'm starving!

COSMETICS SALESWOMAN: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?
ABBY: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?
- The Truth About Cats and Dogs

Janeane Garofolo gets all the best lines...

"hey ball, that's your home ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME? AWNSER ME!"
- Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore

"and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then"
- Japanese takeout box woman, Dude, where's my car?

From the movie "Tombstone": Doc Holliday: "Look darlin', It's Johnny Ringo."
After Doc kills Ringo: "He was just too high-strung."
Also when Johnny Ringo kept referring to Doc Holliday as "Lunger". (Doc had TB).
Val Kilmer did an excellent job as Doc Holliday! The movie itself was just excellent. I could watch it a thousand times and still enjoy things I didn't catch before.
In "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" the whole dialogue of Tuco when he was captured by the bounty hunter and put in jail toward the beginning of the show...a bit profane but HEE-larious!! ! "one bastard goes in...another comes out". etc... etc... (You'd have to watch it.)

"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking"- Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz