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10 Jan 2006, 8:26 am

David beckham walks into a shop and sees a thermo flask, he asks the asisstant:
"whats this?"
assistant replies:
"it's a thermo flask, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
David beckham is incredibly impressed and buys one straight away.
He goes to training the next day, with the thermo flask where his coach asks him:
"whats that david?"
David replies:
"Its a thermo flask, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
His coach replies:
"so what you got in it then??"

David says: "A cup of coffee and a choc ice...."


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10 Jan 2006, 6:34 pm

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11 Jan 2006, 10:15 am

David Beckham walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You're David Beckham, aren't you?". Not wanting to be recognised, David Beckham ignores him. "You really are David Beckham, aren't you?". Beckham politely replies: "No. I'm sorry, you've made a mistake." The bartender grabs a plank of wood and starts hitting David Beckham repeatedly, knocking him onto the ground. A groggy and bloody David Beckham looks up at the bartender. He asks "Why did you do that?" to which the bartender replies, "Because this joke was missing a punchline."